Dominus
Master Don Juan
Damn, what was that cartoon on Spike that had that?Originally posted by undesputable
buy the biggest popcorn tub, cut a whole in the bottom, stick your **** in and let her get to the bottom.... works everytime
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Damn, what was that cartoon on Spike that had that?Originally posted by undesputable
buy the biggest popcorn tub, cut a whole in the bottom, stick your **** in and let her get to the bottom.... works everytime
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Hey, I agree. Just so many guys here seem to think that its the worst kind of date...Originally posted by Bonhomme
... movie dates are money.
You're close to a gal, there's emotional and/or funny stuff happening on the screen, and the sexual tension can be killer. A good recipe for a bit of physical activity, if not during the movie, after you get back to your or her place.
Lots of movie dates have led to very physical evenings for me. There's not a particular technique to it, but you just sort of go with the flow, and if you get some touching going, viola! ... you're in!
Nice. I did somehting like that, once, pulling away from the kiss. I would kiss her, but I wouldn't french or anything. Drove my girlfriend absolutely nuts! She kept trying and trying, and just kept my mouth shut.Originally posted by dementia
ok so i just got back from playing DJ lab rat. hahah in the movie the chick was like putting her face in my shoulder on the scary bits.. IL was high... so thought id let the tension build... would sit close, let her move in and pull away... went for a walk, was leanin against this rail and she leaned next to me....i didnt do anything just stood close while touching.. she started rambling and was nervous.. i just basked in it.
THEN drove her home and did this whole technique the way its said except....in the car... so held her hand while driving for 5-10 minutes.... got to her house and said "So u gona get me now"... she said no... i said "ok im gona get u then"....*still happily holding my hand at this point*(classic case of watching actions over words)
Leaned in kissed... pulled away after 10 secs n said save some for next itme... she kept leaning back in, not listening to me... made out more... I really had to get going so she left... i opened my window to ask directions back to the city while she was crossing the street.... she was stuttering and stumbling on her words like "uh its like uh left and *giggle*... um just go down and left um" hahaha was funny ****..Was definately going AWOL inside.... i told her to go inside and calm herself downshe laughed and went pink.
good times....
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Haven't been on a date recently, actually. Too damned broke. Should be getting my first paycheck this week though.Originally posted by Don_Joffe
Im glad it worked for you dementia, next time use it in the movies , it works.
Dominus, have you tried out my technique yet?
The reason I said its moot is cuz my sister works at the local theater. I get in for free.Originally posted by Don_Joffe
Dude, dont pay for the movie ticket , lol. unless she expects it of you.
I laughed SO much when I read this!Originally posted by undesputable
buy the biggest popcorn tub, cut a whole in the bottom, stick your **** in and let her get to the bottom.... works everytime
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
That's from a Chapelle Show skit.Originally posted by undesputable
buy the biggest popcorn tub, cut a whole in the bottom, stick your **** in and let her get to the bottom.... works everytime
Are you kidding? Bring her a teddy bear? WTF?be their 5 minutes early, bring her a small gift ( a teddy),
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.