Dominus
Master Don Juan
Damn, what was that cartoon on Spike that had that?Originally posted by undesputable
buy the biggest popcorn tub, cut a whole in the bottom, stick your **** in and let her get to the bottom.... works everytime
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Damn, what was that cartoon on Spike that had that?Originally posted by undesputable
buy the biggest popcorn tub, cut a whole in the bottom, stick your **** in and let her get to the bottom.... works everytime
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Hey, I agree. Just so many guys here seem to think that its the worst kind of date...Originally posted by Bonhomme
... movie dates are money.
You're close to a gal, there's emotional and/or funny stuff happening on the screen, and the sexual tension can be killer. A good recipe for a bit of physical activity, if not during the movie, after you get back to your or her place.
Lots of movie dates have led to very physical evenings for me. There's not a particular technique to it, but you just sort of go with the flow, and if you get some touching going, viola! ... you're in!
Nice. I did somehting like that, once, pulling away from the kiss. I would kiss her, but I wouldn't french or anything. Drove my girlfriend absolutely nuts! She kept trying and trying, and just kept my mouth shut.Originally posted by dementia
ok so i just got back from playing DJ lab rat. hahah in the movie the chick was like putting her face in my shoulder on the scary bits.. IL was high... so thought id let the tension build... would sit close, let her move in and pull away... went for a walk, was leanin against this rail and she leaned next to me....i didnt do anything just stood close while touching.. she started rambling and was nervous.. i just basked in it.
THEN drove her home and did this whole technique the way its said except....in the car... so held her hand while driving for 5-10 minutes.... got to her house and said "So u gona get me now"... she said no... i said "ok im gona get u then"....*still happily holding my hand at this point*(classic case of watching actions over words)
Leaned in kissed... pulled away after 10 secs n said save some for next itme... she kept leaning back in, not listening to me... made out more... I really had to get going so she left... i opened my window to ask directions back to the city while she was crossing the street.... she was stuttering and stumbling on her words like "uh its like uh left and *giggle*... um just go down and left um" hahaha was funny ****..Was definately going AWOL inside.... i told her to go inside and calm herself downshe laughed and went pink.
good times....
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Haven't been on a date recently, actually. Too damned broke. Should be getting my first paycheck this week though.Originally posted by Don_Joffe
Im glad it worked for you dementia, next time use it in the movies , it works.
Dominus, have you tried out my technique yet?
The reason I said its moot is cuz my sister works at the local theater. I get in for free.Originally posted by Don_Joffe
Dude, dont pay for the movie ticket , lol. unless she expects it of you.
I laughed SO much when I read this!Originally posted by undesputable
buy the biggest popcorn tub, cut a whole in the bottom, stick your **** in and let her get to the bottom.... works everytime
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
That's from a Chapelle Show skit.Originally posted by undesputable
buy the biggest popcorn tub, cut a whole in the bottom, stick your **** in and let her get to the bottom.... works everytime
Are you kidding? Bring her a teddy bear? WTF?be their 5 minutes early, bring her a small gift ( a teddy),
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.