"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
The Doritos Commercial: An Attack on MEN!
- Thread starter f283000
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
60Years of Challenge
New Member
If anything a single mom who spends most of her time and energy supporting him (when shes not working)
deserves a good ass banging!
If mommy gets a few squirting orgasms his life would be much easier...more toys!
If you really want to see a set of commercials cutting the balls off men just check out the Progressive Insurance commercials
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRecos7TcA0&feature=channel
Scar Tissue
Don Juan
I influence the people in my life more than that comercial did. The women in my life act the way I want them to act or they arent in my life.
Yes its true that masculinity is being hunted to extinction by feminists but they wont ever kill it completely off. Masculinity will live on and we will have our day in the sun someday again. Just not in my lifetime or yours.
Whats important to me is to pass on what I believe to be a man to my children and loved ones and you should do the same.
Scars
Master Don Juan
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Fvck that. People who listen to this kind of crap are idiots. Common sense isn't common anymore. Idiots rule. No wonder this feminism bullcrap is so prevalent.
Young Juan
Senior Don Juan
1. It empowers young black children growing up in a single parent household. The kid in the commercial has a father (regardless of if he's ever met him or not) and may not like the guy that just walked through the door looking at his mother's ass like he's going to fvck it and splatter her face with his aborted children within the hour.
2. I got mad respect for that kid. It's not that he's any sort of young thug. He's actually acting like the MAN OF THE HOUSE should. Remember, its HIS home, not the fvcker that just walked through the door. If you've grown up with a single mother, if you've seen the revolving door of men just trying to nut inside your mother and move to the next chick, if you have 3 half siblings, etc. You just MIGHT be able to understand the underlying themes in that commercial a lil better.
3. That negro didn't even look lil dude in the eyes and shake his hand when they were introduced. The guy showed NO RESPECT WHATSOEVER to the MAN OF THE HOUSE. If someone tried to date my mom or my sis, he gotta realize I'll kneecap him just off of general principle if he in any way disrespected the women of MY household. Old dude just continued to stare at his mama's ass, and didn't even acknowledge lil dude. I would grown man fvck somebody up if they came through my home and didn't even have the audacity to fake like they respected me.
If anything, this commercial was racist propaganda that further perpetuated stereotypes about African American men, women, children, and family structures. I got 4 things from this commercial.
1. Black guys are all super smooth player types
2. Black women have baby daddies, bad ass children, and still want more.
3. Black men are born thugs and are not products of their environment.
3. Black men don't take care of their children and families.
All that bvll**** promoted all over the world subconsciously in less than 30 seconds. Don't blame white people though, all the blame really goes to B.E.T. for promoting this sh!t like it was gospel after they got bought out by Viacom.
That's a whole nother post for a whole nother day tho.