"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The Door that wouldn't (f***)close

JustLurk

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{Wof to illustrate some points}
The Door that wouldn't (f***)close
When I was younger I would go out and visit bars, nightclubs, parties, you name it. There was this bunch of guys who would do this. They ranged from PUA to AFC. It was cool. (Yes, in retrospect this was probably a bad idea for obvious reasons.) Met this one guy from a neighboring high school, who joined up. He was a teeny bit shy, didn't talk too much. We brought him to the bars and the nightclubs and the parties and this guy was chocolate ice-cream sundae. Chicks ate him up like I've never seen. They would act all flirty and all that s*** :nervous:

We all had nicknames obviously, and we were looking for a suitable one for this fellow. The Door. We called him the door because this f***er opened and closed, opened and closed, day in and day out. :crazy:

It was crazzzyy.

Now this guy made everybody jealous. Chick magnet and all that.
It was all great until inevitably the chicks got him somewhere private so they could **** his brains out.

S***f*** he wjust wouldn't f***close! :cuss:

All the s** he could probably endure and more was waiting, tugging, stripping and nono he would have none of it.

We asked him why, something like "Man door, why the f won't you f??"
The Joker quoted a movie and said "************* if you don't f*** her I will kill myself! [...] **** her, Door, **** her for me!!!" We all laughed at that one. There's always at least one joker in the group. xD

His answer? Well I can't tell you guys that. You can try and guess though.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Was he gay?
 

JustLurk

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Nope to both.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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JustLurk

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DJ_Hero said:
he wasn't happy with his quality of girls, d
Is pretty close. I'll end this at that. :whistle: :up:
 

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He was picking up his own daughters:nono: ?
 
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