{Wof to illustrate some points}
The Door that wouldn't (f***)close
When I was younger I would go out and visit bars, nightclubs, parties, you name it. There was this bunch of guys who would do this. They ranged from PUA to AFC. It was cool. (Yes, in retrospect this was probably a bad idea for obvious reasons.) Met this one guy from a neighboring high school, who joined up. He was a teeny bit shy, didn't talk too much. We brought him to the bars and the nightclubs and the parties and this guy was chocolate ice-cream sundae. Chicks ate him up like I've never seen. They would act all flirty and all that s*** :nervous:
We all had nicknames obviously, and we were looking for a suitable one for this fellow. The Door. We called him the door because this f***er opened and closed, opened and closed, day in and day out. :crazy:
It was crazzzyy.
Now this guy made everybody jealous. Chick magnet and all that.
It was all great until inevitably the chicks got him somewhere private so they could **** his brains out.
S***f*** he wjust wouldn't f***close! :cuss:
All the s** he could probably endure and more was waiting, tugging, stripping and nono he would have none of it.
We asked him why, something like "Man door, why the f won't you f??"
The Joker quoted a movie and said "************* if you don't f*** her I will kill myself! [...] **** her, Door, **** her for me!!!" We all laughed at that one. There's always at least one joker in the group. xD
His answer? Well I can't tell you guys that. You can try and guess though.
The Door that wouldn't (f***)close
When I was younger I would go out and visit bars, nightclubs, parties, you name it. There was this bunch of guys who would do this. They ranged from PUA to AFC. It was cool. (Yes, in retrospect this was probably a bad idea for obvious reasons.) Met this one guy from a neighboring high school, who joined up. He was a teeny bit shy, didn't talk too much. We brought him to the bars and the nightclubs and the parties and this guy was chocolate ice-cream sundae. Chicks ate him up like I've never seen. They would act all flirty and all that s*** :nervous:
We all had nicknames obviously, and we were looking for a suitable one for this fellow. The Door. We called him the door because this f***er opened and closed, opened and closed, day in and day out. :crazy:
It was crazzzyy.
Now this guy made everybody jealous. Chick magnet and all that.
It was all great until inevitably the chicks got him somewhere private so they could **** his brains out.
S***f*** he wjust wouldn't f***close! :cuss:
All the s** he could probably endure and more was waiting, tugging, stripping and nono he would have none of it.
We asked him why, something like "Man door, why the f won't you f??"
The Joker quoted a movie and said "************* if you don't f*** her I will kill myself! [...] **** her, Door, **** her for me!!!" We all laughed at that one. There's always at least one joker in the group. xD
His answer? Well I can't tell you guys that. You can try and guess though.
