The Derek Effect 2.0

[thederekeffect1]

The Derek Effect v2.0:
Upgrades.

1) Axe will no longer be the official cologne of The Derek Effect.
Axe has betrayed The Derek Effect.
Tag wasn't even considered.
The official cologne of The Derek Effect 2.0 will be BOD.
However, keep in mind that Derek owns about 20 different bottles of cologne.

2) Karma has been banned from The Derek Effect.

3) God will be forced to close his eyes while The Derek Effect is in progress.

4) When The Derek Effect is in full effect - It will be possible for Derek to be in 2 places at once.

5) The Derek Effect will no longer wear off.

6) Derek will be able to travel at the speed of light.

7) Derek will be able to change his occupation, appearance and wealth at any time. (No longer will I have to ACT like James Bond, I can litterally BE James Bond).

8) Gods name will now be replaced with Dereks in the Bible.

Penis Upgrades:
- Changeable Size
- Comes in 3 colors (black, white and asian)
- Will be able to vibrate.

 

[Create Reality]

If Chuck Norris saw this post he would laugh fire and ignite this thread to a heap of flames.

 

[thederekeffect1]

Originally posted by Create Reality
If Chuck Norris saw this post he would laugh fire and ignite this thread to a heap of flames.

True. True. But I figured I'd post this while he isn't around.

Then again, after the upgrade is complete... I can turn myself into Chuck Norris.

 

[Don Pablo]

Originally posted by thederekeffect1
True. True. But I figured I'd post this while he isn't around.

Then again, after the upgrade is complete... I can turn myself into Chuck Norris.

Help, I'm being posessed by Chuck Norris!

/Foolish mortal, there can be only one Chuck Norris.
*Roundhouse Kick*
\

Look what you've done!

 

[Derek Flint]

Cool - will this apply to me as well?

:crackup:

 

[thederekeffect1]

Originally posted by Derek Flint
Cool - will this apply to me as well?

:crackup:

No, Flint. There can only be one.

(Enter highlander battle scene music)