"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Derek Effect 2.0

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The Derek Effect v2.0:
Upgrades.

1) Axe will no longer be the official cologne of The Derek Effect.
Axe has betrayed The Derek Effect.
Tag wasn't even considered.
The official cologne of The Derek Effect 2.0 will be BOD.
However, keep in mind that Derek owns about 20 different bottles of cologne.

2) Karma has been banned from The Derek Effect.

3) God will be forced to close his eyes while The Derek Effect is in progress.

4) When The Derek Effect is in full effect - It will be possible for Derek to be in 2 places at once.

5) The Derek Effect will no longer wear off.

6) Derek will be able to travel at the speed of light.

7) Derek will be able to change his occupation, appearance and wealth at any time. (No longer will I have to ACT like James Bond, I can litterally BE James Bond).

8) Gods name will now be replaced with Dereks in the Bible.

Penis Upgrades:
- Changeable Size
- Comes in 3 colors (black, white and asian)
- Will be able to vibrate.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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If Chuck Norris saw this post he would laugh fire and ignite this thread to a heap of flames.

:D :rolleyes:
 

thederekeffect1

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Originally posted by Create Reality
If Chuck Norris saw this post he would laugh fire and ignite this thread to a heap of flames.

:D :rolleyes:
True. True. But I figured I'd post this while he isn't around.

Then again, after the upgrade is complete... I can turn myself into Chuck Norris.
 

Don Pablo

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Originally posted by thederekeffect1
True. True. But I figured I'd post this while he isn't around.

Then again, after the upgrade is complete... I can turn myself into Chuck Norris.
Help, I'm being posessed by Chuck Norris!

/Foolish mortal, there can be only one Chuck Norris.
*Roundhouse Kick*
\

Look what you've done!
 

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Cool - will this apply to me as well?

:crackup:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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