"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The day the Earth stood still. . .

KarmaSutra

KarmaSutra

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Karma, as you know and love me, is taking the plunge. That's right ladies, I'm getting married.

It is not a spur of the moment move nor one I have taken lightly but at this point in my life, and with a woman I hold in this esteem, I feel extremely confident that it's the right decision and one I will not regret. With the help of some of the brothers here I've learned to become a congruent, mature (ego-megalomaniacal) man. It all comes down to what you want in life. This is what I want.

I will not change. I will still be around to nitpick and callout the wussies of the world and show them that they neither have to succumb to societal guilt or the pressures of women in general. I'll still be the b!tches bastard you know and love :p


Thanks to the brothers who know me.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rollo Tomassi

Rollo Tomassi

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Woah,..

Please, please, please tell me you're not getting back with the old wife?
 
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KARMA!!! Cyber hugs to you darling!

I am thrilled for you, I know this is a step you'd never take lightly.

What an amazing woman she must be for you to consider her worthy! She is lucky to have a man like you, she better know that!

I am so happy for you and can not wish you more for a wonderful life together. It really is a blessing.
 
speed dawg

speed dawg

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Is Tomassi the best man?????? Why not get a sosuave bachelor party up? I'll be in Orlando the last weekend in September....
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Congratulations!!!!!

P.S Get a prenup and hide your money.
 
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