"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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The day the Earth stood still. . .

KarmaSutra

KarmaSutra

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Karma, as you know and love me, is taking the plunge. That's right ladies, I'm getting married.

It is not a spur of the moment move nor one I have taken lightly but at this point in my life, and with a woman I hold in this esteem, I feel extremely confident that it's the right decision and one I will not regret. With the help of some of the brothers here I've learned to become a congruent, mature (ego-megalomaniacal) man. It all comes down to what you want in life. This is what I want.

I will not change. I will still be around to nitpick and callout the wussies of the world and show them that they neither have to succumb to societal guilt or the pressures of women in general. I'll still be the b!tches bastard you know and love :p


Thanks to the brothers who know me.
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Rollo Tomassi

Rollo Tomassi

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Woah,..

Please, please, please tell me you're not getting back with the old wife?
 
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KARMA!!! Cyber hugs to you darling!

I am thrilled for you, I know this is a step you'd never take lightly.

What an amazing woman she must be for you to consider her worthy! She is lucky to have a man like you, she better know that!

I am so happy for you and can not wish you more for a wonderful life together. It really is a blessing.
 
speed dawg

speed dawg

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Is Tomassi the best man?????? Why not get a sosuave bachelor party up? I'll be in Orlando the last weekend in September....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Congratulations!!!!!

P.S Get a prenup and hide your money.
 
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