"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The day the Earth stood still. . .

KarmaSutra

KarmaSutra

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Karma, as you know and love me, is taking the plunge. That's right ladies, I'm getting married.

It is not a spur of the moment move nor one I have taken lightly but at this point in my life, and with a woman I hold in this esteem, I feel extremely confident that it's the right decision and one I will not regret. With the help of some of the brothers here I've learned to become a congruent, mature (ego-megalomaniacal) man. It all comes down to what you want in life. This is what I want.

I will not change. I will still be around to nitpick and callout the wussies of the world and show them that they neither have to succumb to societal guilt or the pressures of women in general. I'll still be the b!tches bastard you know and love :p


Thanks to the brothers who know me.
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Rollo Tomassi

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Woah,..

Please, please, please tell me you're not getting back with the old wife?
 
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KARMA!!! Cyber hugs to you darling!

I am thrilled for you, I know this is a step you'd never take lightly.

What an amazing woman she must be for you to consider her worthy! She is lucky to have a man like you, she better know that!

I am so happy for you and can not wish you more for a wonderful life together. It really is a blessing.
 
speed dawg

speed dawg

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Is Tomassi the best man?????? Why not get a sosuave bachelor party up? I'll be in Orlando the last weekend in September....
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Congratulations!!!!!

P.S Get a prenup and hide your money.
 
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