Cool test to see where you lie on the Triad.
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-dark-triad-test-1
My Result:
M 60
N 58
P 54
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-dark-triad-test-1
My Result:
M 60
N 58
P 54
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
The Dark Triad Test
- Thread starter Bace
- Start date
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
VikingKing
Banned
I don't think this test is really that accurate.
M88
N66
p70
M88
N66
p70
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
M 56, higher than 30% of peers.
N 68, higher than 71% of peers.
P 39, higher than 37% of peers.
It's good to be a member of the dark brotherhood.
N 68, higher than 71% of peers.
P 39, higher than 37% of peers.
It's good to be a member of the dark brotherhood.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
zekko
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 6, 2009
- Messages
- 16,793
- Reaction score
- 10,019
Wouldn't those results indicate that you have less dark triad traits than the average man? Aside from your rampant narcissism apparently, lol.Atom Smasher said:
I'm surprised OK Cupid is pushing this type of article, shows how much PUA stuff is finding its way into the mainstream.
I still don't think psychopathy is attractive to women. Being narcissistic is probably neutral. Being machiavellian (manipulative) means that you can influence others to do your will, so that would attract women to you almost by definition. IMO.
Starfvcks 64
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Dec 22, 2013
- Messages
- 215
- Reaction score
- 18
You scored 81% on Machiavellianism, higher than 83% of your peers.
You scored 68% on Narcissism, higher than 71% of your peers.
You scored 61% on Psychopathy, higher than 75% of your peers.
Oh boy. Now if only I could figure out how to make some fvcking money i'd be straight.
You scored 68% on Narcissism, higher than 71% of your peers.
You scored 61% on Psychopathy, higher than 75% of your peers.
Oh boy. Now if only I could figure out how to make some fvcking money i'd be straight.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
This site's a riot! I can't stop trollin those bıtches now lmao. Here's my psycho test results:
You scored 61Machiavellianism, 46 Narcissism, 39 Psychopathy!
Ranges for the factors tracked in this test are as follows:
Machiavellianism
25% is roughly normal range.
60% of more is the level for a personality disorder.
Narcissism
25% is roughly normal range.
60% or more is the level for a personality disorder.
Psychopathy
20% is roughly normal range.
Non-psychopathic compulsive criminals range between 45% and 55%.
If you have a score of 75% or more, it's more than likely that you are a psychopath.
You scored 61Machiavellianism, 46 Narcissism, 39 Psychopathy!
Ranges for the factors tracked in this test are as follows:
Machiavellianism
25% is roughly normal range.
60% of more is the level for a personality disorder.
Narcissism
25% is roughly normal range.
60% or more is the level for a personality disorder.
Psychopathy
20% is roughly normal range.
Non-psychopathic compulsive criminals range between 45% and 55%.
If you have a score of 75% or more, it's more than likely that you are a psychopath.
VikingKing
Banned
Haha. So far I'm the most fvcked up one. I win.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
VikingKing
Banned
But I scored the highest. I'm not a pua at all. I've never had to put much thought or effort into the women I've been with. Usually they are just naturally attracted to me based on my personality. Also all the women I've been with, I was with before i found sosuave, or pua sites.zekko said:
Night-hawk
Master Don Juan
M 56
N 63
P 56
...as far as validity and reliability goes. Cool test.
N 63
P 56
...as far as validity and reliability goes. Cool test.
Mr.Positive
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 13, 2007
- Messages
- 1,855
- Reaction score
- 99
I'm not so sure I'd place too much weight in this test. I scored very low. According to this article I should be a complete loser. Yet, I do just fine with women.
M 19
N 26
P 6
I'm less than 1% of the people who have taken this test.
M 19
N 26
P 6
I'm less than 1% of the people who have taken this test.
Or maybe too many people put weight into this "Dark Triad". You doing fine with women and scoring much less than average in the Dark Triad traits is completely fine. If people met true narcissistic, and psychopathic people in their lives, they would understand it is something to not emulate. I don't consider myself scoring very high on this yet I do fine with women. Dark Triad is the equivalent of horoscopes for women, except aimed at Heartiste's readers. Heartiste gives good advice from time to time, but at the crux of it, he is an entertainer. And these DT tests are all another version of the e-d1ck measuring contest known since the beginning of the internet.Mr.Positive said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Reading some of those questions I'm not sure I WANT to be in the Dark Triad. I will stay here with my long term platonic friendships and lack of criminal record.
Life is easier this way. I don't think you need to be like this to get laid either. You might have to be this way to get super rich but again, I'm comfortable here.
Life is easier this way. I don't think you need to be like this to get laid either. You might have to be this way to get super rich but again, I'm comfortable here.