Cool test to see where you lie on the Triad.
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-dark-triad-test-1
My Result:
M 60
N 58
P 54
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-dark-triad-test-1
My Result:
M 60
N 58
P 54
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
The Dark Triad Test
- Thread starter Bace
- Start date
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
VikingKing
Banned
I don't think this test is really that accurate.
M88
N66
p70
M88
N66
p70
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
M 56, higher than 30% of peers.
N 68, higher than 71% of peers.
P 39, higher than 37% of peers.
It's good to be a member of the dark brotherhood.
N 68, higher than 71% of peers.
P 39, higher than 37% of peers.
It's good to be a member of the dark brotherhood.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
zekko
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 6, 2009
- Messages
- 16,793
- Reaction score
- 10,019
Wouldn't those results indicate that you have less dark triad traits than the average man? Aside from your rampant narcissism apparently, lol.Atom Smasher said:
I'm surprised OK Cupid is pushing this type of article, shows how much PUA stuff is finding its way into the mainstream.
I still don't think psychopathy is attractive to women. Being narcissistic is probably neutral. Being machiavellian (manipulative) means that you can influence others to do your will, so that would attract women to you almost by definition. IMO.
Starfvcks 64
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Dec 22, 2013
- Messages
- 215
- Reaction score
- 18
You scored 81% on Machiavellianism, higher than 83% of your peers.
You scored 68% on Narcissism, higher than 71% of your peers.
You scored 61% on Psychopathy, higher than 75% of your peers.
Oh boy. Now if only I could figure out how to make some fvcking money i'd be straight.
You scored 68% on Narcissism, higher than 71% of your peers.
You scored 61% on Psychopathy, higher than 75% of your peers.
Oh boy. Now if only I could figure out how to make some fvcking money i'd be straight.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
This site's a riot! I can't stop trollin those bıtches now lmao. Here's my psycho test results:
You scored 61Machiavellianism, 46 Narcissism, 39 Psychopathy!
Ranges for the factors tracked in this test are as follows:
Machiavellianism
25% is roughly normal range.
60% of more is the level for a personality disorder.
Narcissism
25% is roughly normal range.
60% or more is the level for a personality disorder.
Psychopathy
20% is roughly normal range.
Non-psychopathic compulsive criminals range between 45% and 55%.
If you have a score of 75% or more, it's more than likely that you are a psychopath.
You scored 61Machiavellianism, 46 Narcissism, 39 Psychopathy!
Ranges for the factors tracked in this test are as follows:
Machiavellianism
25% is roughly normal range.
60% of more is the level for a personality disorder.
Narcissism
25% is roughly normal range.
60% or more is the level for a personality disorder.
Psychopathy
20% is roughly normal range.
Non-psychopathic compulsive criminals range between 45% and 55%.
If you have a score of 75% or more, it's more than likely that you are a psychopath.
VikingKing
Banned
Haha. So far I'm the most fvcked up one. I win.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
VikingKing
Banned
But I scored the highest. I'm not a pua at all. I've never had to put much thought or effort into the women I've been with. Usually they are just naturally attracted to me based on my personality. Also all the women I've been with, I was with before i found sosuave, or pua sites.zekko said:
Night-hawk
Master Don Juan
M 56
N 63
P 56
...as far as validity and reliability goes. Cool test.
N 63
P 56
...as far as validity and reliability goes. Cool test.
Mr.Positive
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 13, 2007
- Messages
- 1,855
- Reaction score
- 99
I'm not so sure I'd place too much weight in this test. I scored very low. According to this article I should be a complete loser. Yet, I do just fine with women.
M 19
N 26
P 6
I'm less than 1% of the people who have taken this test.
M 19
N 26
P 6
I'm less than 1% of the people who have taken this test.
Or maybe too many people put weight into this "Dark Triad". You doing fine with women and scoring much less than average in the Dark Triad traits is completely fine. If people met true narcissistic, and psychopathic people in their lives, they would understand it is something to not emulate. I don't consider myself scoring very high on this yet I do fine with women. Dark Triad is the equivalent of horoscopes for women, except aimed at Heartiste's readers. Heartiste gives good advice from time to time, but at the crux of it, he is an entertainer. And these DT tests are all another version of the e-d1ck measuring contest known since the beginning of the internet.Mr.Positive said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Reading some of those questions I'm not sure I WANT to be in the Dark Triad. I will stay here with my long term platonic friendships and lack of criminal record.
Life is easier this way. I don't think you need to be like this to get laid either. You might have to be this way to get super rich but again, I'm comfortable here.
Life is easier this way. I don't think you need to be like this to get laid either. You might have to be this way to get super rich but again, I'm comfortable here.