"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The Daily Show vs The Colbert Report

The Daily Show vs The Colbert Report

  • The Daily Show

    Votes: 9 34.6%
  • The Colbert Report

    Votes: 15 57.7%
  • I am a redneck and I find it offensive :D.

    Votes: 2 7.7%

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djtdot

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Which one is more funny? I think the Colbert Report is better becuase of the sheer sarcasm. I mean that guy is AWESOME!!! Jon Stewart is good too but Colbert takes the cake imo.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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sifer

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Both are equally funny cause one has the BALLS and the other one has the sheer funnehs.
 

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i love it when John checks up on Stephen at the end of his show , Stephen and John are so fuc'kin awesome when theyr toghether.....

ps these guys are really smart bright and talented people , especially John , Ive got so much respect for this man and ive not even met him once.... You should see him when he was on that cnn show crossfire and youl understand what i mean.......just youtube him and youll see alot of funny and the intellegence this man has behind all that humour....

JOHN STEWART FOR PRESIDENT OF USA!!!!!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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sifer

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Morphiex said:
i love it when John checks up on Stephen at the end of his show , Stephen and John are so fuc'kin awesome when theyr toghether.....

ps these guys are really smart bright and talented people , especially John , Ive got so much respect for this man and ive not even met him once.... You should see him when he was on that cnn show crossfire and youl understand what i mean.......just youtube him and youll see alot of funny and the intellegence this man has behind all that humour....

JOHN STEWART FOR PRESIDENT OF USA!!!!!

I concur.
 

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penkitten said:
my husband loves them both.
Me to, what about you though?


edit: I wanted to pick both, but because I couldn't I chose the comedy option.
 
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You know, I just figured this out:

The World = Forums
The Daily Show and The Colbert Report = Trolls

Funny how everyone likes Jon and Steven, but people here hate Angelus and Princess Jo. Its just something to consider.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Trolls just piss people off, and are *******s in general.

These two guys make fun of things that need to be made fun of.
 

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Ace of Flames said:
You know, I just figured this out:

The World = Forums
The Daily Show and The Colbert Report = Trolls

Funny how everyone likes Jon and Steven, but people here hate Angelus and Princess Jo. Its just something to consider.
Wow, you couldn't be further off the mark if you tried.:rolleyes:
 

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Colbert is funny, whereas Jon Stewart is a moron and really knows how to spin more than Rush Limbaugh.
 

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I hate both of those douche bags! :moon: While I'm at it Michael Moore too!
 

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Bling said:
Colbert is funny, whereas Jon Stewart is a moron and really knows how to spin more than Rush Limbaugh.
Funny you should say that, seeing as both shows have basically the same producers and writers. One of those producers being Jon Stewart himself.

Ace of Flames said:
You know, I just figured this out:

The World = Forums
The Daily Show and The Colbert Report = Trolls

Funny how everyone likes Jon and Steven, but people here hate Angelus and Princess Jo. Its just something to consider.
Hell no they are not trolls. Do you even know what a troll is? Jon and Stephen simply take existing news and exploit the stupidness of those involved. They don't make up news stories to scare people or get them riled up, etc. It is simply satire. If you are looking for a true troll try watching the O'Reilly Factor.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Skilla_Staz

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Colbert. Simple. The Daily Show is funny, but Colbert is just a prick and it hilarious.
 

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Colbert Report all the way. He's outshining Stewart simply because he does most of the stuff himself and Stewart has those half-funny interviews done by other people and dumbass wannabe funny correspondents.

Colbert for President, and if you don't vote for him you're a terrorist.
 

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ValleyDJing said:
I hate both of those douche bags! :moon: While I'm at it Michael Moore too!
What do these guys have to do with Michael Moore?:crazy:
 

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I said they were trolls because 'politics' are generally a big serious deal, right? Just like most people on here take seduction way too seriously.

Jon and Steven make things light and fun, and get right to the point most of the time. Trolls here like DrBeard keep things from getting too technical.

There are different kinds of trolls, you know. Yea, some trolls just lie and mislead to screw with everyone. But other trolls take what is being said and make it silly and crazy. Jon and Steven are the second variety. Our governement is more like the first, lol.
 
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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