"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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The Daily Show vs The Colbert Report

The Daily Show vs The Colbert Report

  • The Daily Show

    Votes: 9 34.6%
  • The Colbert Report

    Votes: 15 57.7%
  • I am a redneck and I find it offensive :D.

    Votes: 2 7.7%

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djtdot

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Which one is more funny? I think the Colbert Report is better becuase of the sheer sarcasm. I mean that guy is AWESOME!!! Jon Stewart is good too but Colbert takes the cake imo.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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sifer

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Both are equally funny cause one has the BALLS and the other one has the sheer funnehs.
 

Morphiex

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i love it when John checks up on Stephen at the end of his show , Stephen and John are so fuc'kin awesome when theyr toghether.....

ps these guys are really smart bright and talented people , especially John , Ive got so much respect for this man and ive not even met him once.... You should see him when he was on that cnn show crossfire and youl understand what i mean.......just youtube him and youll see alot of funny and the intellegence this man has behind all that humour....

JOHN STEWART FOR PRESIDENT OF USA!!!!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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sifer

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Morphiex said:
i love it when John checks up on Stephen at the end of his show , Stephen and John are so fuc'kin awesome when theyr toghether.....

ps these guys are really smart bright and talented people , especially John , Ive got so much respect for this man and ive not even met him once.... You should see him when he was on that cnn show crossfire and youl understand what i mean.......just youtube him and youll see alot of funny and the intellegence this man has behind all that humour....

JOHN STEWART FOR PRESIDENT OF USA!!!!!

I concur.
 

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penkitten said:
my husband loves them both.
Me to, what about you though?


edit: I wanted to pick both, but because I couldn't I chose the comedy option.
 
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Ace of Flames

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You know, I just figured this out:

The World = Forums
The Daily Show and The Colbert Report = Trolls

Funny how everyone likes Jon and Steven, but people here hate Angelus and Princess Jo. Its just something to consider.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Nethel

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Trolls just piss people off, and are *******s in general.

These two guys make fun of things that need to be made fun of.
 

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Ace of Flames said:
You know, I just figured this out:

The World = Forums
The Daily Show and The Colbert Report = Trolls

Funny how everyone likes Jon and Steven, but people here hate Angelus and Princess Jo. Its just something to consider.
Wow, you couldn't be further off the mark if you tried.:rolleyes:
 

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Colbert is funny, whereas Jon Stewart is a moron and really knows how to spin more than Rush Limbaugh.
 

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I hate both of those douche bags! :moon: While I'm at it Michael Moore too!
 

IsiMan84

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Bling said:
Colbert is funny, whereas Jon Stewart is a moron and really knows how to spin more than Rush Limbaugh.
Funny you should say that, seeing as both shows have basically the same producers and writers. One of those producers being Jon Stewart himself.

Ace of Flames said:
You know, I just figured this out:

The World = Forums
The Daily Show and The Colbert Report = Trolls

Funny how everyone likes Jon and Steven, but people here hate Angelus and Princess Jo. Its just something to consider.
Hell no they are not trolls. Do you even know what a troll is? Jon and Stephen simply take existing news and exploit the stupidness of those involved. They don't make up news stories to scare people or get them riled up, etc. It is simply satire. If you are looking for a true troll try watching the O'Reilly Factor.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Skilla_Staz

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Colbert. Simple. The Daily Show is funny, but Colbert is just a prick and it hilarious.
 

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Colbert Report all the way. He's outshining Stewart simply because he does most of the stuff himself and Stewart has those half-funny interviews done by other people and dumbass wannabe funny correspondents.

Colbert for President, and if you don't vote for him you're a terrorist.
 

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ValleyDJing said:
I hate both of those douche bags! :moon: While I'm at it Michael Moore too!
What do these guys have to do with Michael Moore?:crazy:
 

Ace of Flames

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I said they were trolls because 'politics' are generally a big serious deal, right? Just like most people on here take seduction way too seriously.

Jon and Steven make things light and fun, and get right to the point most of the time. Trolls here like DrBeard keep things from getting too technical.

There are different kinds of trolls, you know. Yea, some trolls just lie and mislead to screw with everyone. But other trolls take what is being said and make it silly and crazy. Jon and Steven are the second variety. Our governement is more like the first, lol.
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Read more...

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