Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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The Daily Show vs The Colbert Report

The Daily Show vs The Colbert Report

  • The Daily Show

    Votes: 9 34.6%

  • The Colbert Report

    Votes: 15 57.7%

  • I am a redneck and I find it offensive :D.

    Votes: 2 7.7%
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Which one is more funny? I think the Colbert Report is better becuase of the sheer sarcasm. I mean that guy is AWESOME!!! Jon Stewart is good too but Colbert takes the cake imo.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Both are equally funny cause one has the BALLS and the other one has the sheer funnehs.
 
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i love it when John checks up on Stephen at the end of his show , Stephen and John are so fuc'kin awesome when theyr toghether.....

ps these guys are really smart bright and talented people , especially John , Ive got so much respect for this man and ive not even met him once.... You should see him when he was on that cnn show crossfire and youl understand what i mean.......just youtube him and youll see alot of funny and the intellegence this man has behind all that humour....

JOHN STEWART FOR PRESIDENT OF USA!!!!!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Morphiex said:
i love it when John checks up on Stephen at the end of his show , Stephen and John are so fuc'kin awesome when theyr toghether.....

ps these guys are really smart bright and talented people , especially John , Ive got so much respect for this man and ive not even met him once.... You should see him when he was on that cnn show crossfire and youl understand what i mean.......just youtube him and youll see alot of funny and the intellegence this man has behind all that humour....

JOHN STEWART FOR PRESIDENT OF USA!!!!!
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I concur.
 
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my husband loves them both.
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Me to, what about you though?


edit: I wanted to pick both, but because I couldn't I chose the comedy option.
 
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You know, I just figured this out:

The World = Forums
The Daily Show and The Colbert Report = Trolls

Funny how everyone likes Jon and Steven, but people here hate Angelus and Princess Jo. Its just something to consider.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Trolls just piss people off, and are *******s in general.

These two guys make fun of things that need to be made fun of.
 
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Ace of Flames said:
You know, I just figured this out:

The World = Forums
The Daily Show and The Colbert Report = Trolls

Funny how everyone likes Jon and Steven, but people here hate Angelus and Princess Jo. Its just something to consider.
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Wow, you couldn't be further off the mark if you tried.:rolleyes:
 
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Colbert is funny, whereas Jon Stewart is a moron and really knows how to spin more than Rush Limbaugh.
 
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I hate both of those douche bags! :moon: While I'm at it Michael Moore too!
 
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Bling said:
Colbert is funny, whereas Jon Stewart is a moron and really knows how to spin more than Rush Limbaugh.
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Funny you should say that, seeing as both shows have basically the same producers and writers. One of those producers being Jon Stewart himself.

Ace of Flames said:
You know, I just figured this out:

The World = Forums
The Daily Show and The Colbert Report = Trolls

Funny how everyone likes Jon and Steven, but people here hate Angelus and Princess Jo. Its just something to consider.
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Hell no they are not trolls. Do you even know what a troll is? Jon and Stephen simply take existing news and exploit the stupidness of those involved. They don't make up news stories to scare people or get them riled up, etc. It is simply satire. If you are looking for a true troll try watching the O'Reilly Factor.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Colbert. Simple. The Daily Show is funny, but Colbert is just a prick and it hilarious.
 
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Colbert Report all the way. He's outshining Stewart simply because he does most of the stuff himself and Stewart has those half-funny interviews done by other people and dumbass wannabe funny correspondents.

Colbert for President, and if you don't vote for him you're a terrorist.
 
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I hate both of those douche bags! :moon: While I'm at it Michael Moore too!
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What do these guys have to do with Michael Moore?:crazy:
 
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I said they were trolls because 'politics' are generally a big serious deal, right? Just like most people on here take seduction way too seriously.

Jon and Steven make things light and fun, and get right to the point most of the time. Trolls here like DrBeard keep things from getting too technical.

There are different kinds of trolls, you know. Yea, some trolls just lie and mislead to screw with everyone. But other trolls take what is being said and make it silly and crazy. Jon and Steven are the second variety. Our governement is more like the first, lol.
 
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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