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Tune in. I've got Khabib by submission 3rd or 4th round.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
The Best UFC fight of 2020 starts in 3 hours, gentlemen..
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Khabib got some hands now too, dropped Connor
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Yeah, I've concluded that Khabib is too big for Lightweight. There's controversy over whether he really made weight - the weigher called out "155" as the scale was still on the way up. If he'd fight the top 170 fighter like Usman or Colby then I'd say he's the best that ever was 'pound for pound.'
Anyway I go to order a grappling dummy on Amazon and the weight I want is sold out except one priced at 2 and a half times the regular price (gouging due to COVID). Oh well, I really don't have any room to use it would have to outside in front of neighbors, but here I go with my indoors kickboxing/cardio workout in 3, 2, 1...
(I should've worked out yesterday an extra day off for a consecutive 3-day workout, but I took the slacker mode and just stayed cozy resting my brain, eyes, body..really didn't even read any but one of the books I'm reading, just bummin)
dm want to bounce some ideas off you
where do you train
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.