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Tune in. I've got Khabib by submission 3rd or 4th round.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The Best UFC fight of 2020 starts in 3 hours, gentlemen..
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Khabib got some hands now too, dropped Connor
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Yeah, I've concluded that Khabib is too big for Lightweight. There's controversy over whether he really made weight - the weigher called out "155" as the scale was still on the way up. If he'd fight the top 170 fighter like Usman or Colby then I'd say he's the best that ever was 'pound for pound.'
Anyway I go to order a grappling dummy on Amazon and the weight I want is sold out except one priced at 2 and a half times the regular price (gouging due to COVID). Oh well, I really don't have any room to use it would have to outside in front of neighbors, but here I go with my indoors kickboxing/cardio workout in 3, 2, 1...
(I should've worked out yesterday an extra day off for a consecutive 3-day workout, but I took the slacker mode and just stayed cozy resting my brain, eyes, body..really didn't even read any but one of the books I'm reading, just bummin)
dm want to bounce some ideas off you
where do you train
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.