"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"The best laid plans of Men and Mice...."

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Scaramouche

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Dear All,
So I was invited to Lunch to meet the Family of a beautiful Polish Woman...I have mentioned her a few times...A Marilyn Monroe style of Couger...with a figure to die for...A great Dancer,and all round lovely Lady...

And so the lunch went super well,met the family,I was quite the avuncular consort..everyone went home,we talked,she went to the kitchen with the port glasses...Went up behind her,wrapped my arms around her waist,nibbled her ear,matters progressed,she led me by the hand to the boudoir...bed made and turned down,lubricant on the little side table...Pretty obvious she had decided days ago,to escalate things,had everything ready...then the Bobshell dropped"Look Scarra,before we get down to business,there is something you should know...I have had a double masectomy"...To say I was Gob-Slapped would be an understatement...My shock must have shown,when I recovered my composure,I simply said "Oh........Look I'm not like that,I hardly know you,got a hard Day tomorrow,I had better get on my pony and go"...

How pathetically lame,what a heel I felt,this morning I feel lower than a Black Snakes belly button.....So I ask,what would you Guys have done?
 

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Masectomy.

Honestly...

I probably would have banged her. Fvck it.

Better than feeling guilty :/

Still time, may want to surprise this one with an unexpected visit...
 
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A single mastectomy would be more weird.

Would this have been any different than sexing a flat chested woman?
 
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In your shoes I say:

"Like Angelina Jolie."

And do the deed.
 
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So was she totally flat chested or what, stuffing he bra? How else could you not know?

Not sure what I would have done but I think would have plowed anyway.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Ha Ha that's so funny :)

To say I was Gob-Slapped would be an understatement...My shock must have shown,when I recovered my composure,I simply said "Oh........Look I'm not like that,I hardly know you,got a hard Day tomorrow,I had better get on my pony and go"...
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Especially after she displayed false "Marylin Monroe" credentials and failed to have the goods! Like buying a motorbike with two flat tires!
 
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