"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"The best laid plans of Men and Mice...."

Scaramouche

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Dear All,
So I was invited to Lunch to meet the Family of a beautiful Polish Woman...I have mentioned her a few times...A Marilyn Monroe style of Couger...with a figure to die for...A great Dancer,and all round lovely Lady...

And so the lunch went super well,met the family,I was quite the avuncular consort..everyone went home,we talked,she went to the kitchen with the port glasses...Went up behind her,wrapped my arms around her waist,nibbled her ear,matters progressed,she led me by the hand to the boudoir...bed made and turned down,lubricant on the little side table...Pretty obvious she had decided days ago,to escalate things,had everything ready...then the Bobshell dropped"Look Scarra,before we get down to business,there is something you should know...I have had a double masectomy"...To say I was Gob-Slapped would be an understatement...My shock must have shown,when I recovered my composure,I simply said "Oh........Look I'm not like that,I hardly know you,got a hard Day tomorrow,I had better get on my pony and go"...

How pathetically lame,what a heel I felt,this morning I feel lower than a Black Snakes belly button.....So I ask,what would you Guys have done?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Peaks&Valleys

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Masectomy.

Honestly...

I probably would have banged her. Fvck it.

Better than feeling guilty :/

Still time, may want to surprise this one with an unexpected visit...
 
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Slickster

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A single mastectomy would be more weird.

Would this have been any different than sexing a flat chested woman?
 

Scormus

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In your shoes I say:

"Like Angelina Jolie."

And do the deed.
 

Married Buried

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So was she totally flat chested or what, stuffing he bra? How else could you not know?

Not sure what I would have done but I think would have plowed anyway.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Ha Ha that's so funny :)

To say I was Gob-Slapped would be an understatement...My shock must have shown,when I recovered my composure,I simply said "Oh........Look I'm not like that,I hardly know you,got a hard Day tomorrow,I had better get on my pony and go"...
Especially after she displayed false "Marylin Monroe" credentials and failed to have the goods! Like buying a motorbike with two flat tires!
 
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