She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
"That's my f*cking chair!"Charm&Style said:we've all been through it.
The yelling and screaming and attitude of an angry biatch.
What have you guys said thats juss shut them up.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Jay Jay said:A girl in High School LJBFed me after leading me on bigtime.
A year later I had become "the Man" at uni. I was visiting my Mum one night and on my way home I walked past her house. I thought I can't believe that girl LJBF me!"
I went and knocked on the door. She was home. I went in and seduced her but just before it was time to roll on the condom. I got up, dressed and left.
She walked with me to the door. "Does this mean something or was it just one of those things?" She asked me.
I looked at her seriously. "I just realised I have never felt anything other than friend ship towards you." Those were her exact words when she LJBFed me.
Mwahahahahahhaha!!!!
But in hindsite... damn I wished I had nailed her!
JJ
Nah dude, I meant University. (The Australian version of college).Charm&Style said:bro by uni..you mean uni high..in irvine??
I think thats the best one in this thread, cause yellin at chicks u dont really know may give them that omg wtf look but thats it, having history with that chick and turning what she said to you around like that is classic. I think u are better off for doin that than just f uckin her just to f uck her.Jay Jay said:A girl in High School LJBFed me after leading me on bigtime.
A year later I had become "the Man" at uni. I was visiting my Mum one night and on my way home I walked past her house. I thought I can't believe that girl LJBF me!"
I went and knocked on the door. She was home. I went in and seduced her but just before it was time to roll on the condom. I got up, dressed and left.
She walked with me to the door. "Does this mean something or was it just one of those things?" She asked me.
I looked at her seriously. "I just realised I have never felt anything other than friend ship towards you." Those were her exact words when she LJBFed me.
Mwahahahahahhaha!!!!
But in hindsite... damn I wished I had nailed her!
JJ
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I wouldve nailed her and said that **** afterwards... Why didnt you do that?? lol - guess if it was that easy though you can always go back.Jay Jay said:A girl in High School LJBFed me after leading me on bigtime.
A year later I had become "the Man" at uni. I was visiting my Mum one night and on my way home I walked past her house. I thought I can't believe that girl LJBF me!"
I went and knocked on the door. She was home. I went in and seduced her but just before it was time to roll on the condom. I got up, dressed and left.
She walked with me to the door. "Does this mean something or was it just one of those things?" She asked me.
I looked at her seriously. "I just realised I have never felt anything other than friend ship towards you." Those were her exact words when she LJBFed me.
Mwahahahahahhaha!!!!
But in hindsite... damn I wished I had nailed her!
JJ
That was freaking genius. He's gonna get her thinking about her women hood. The conversation would go something like this.boogalooboy said:I wouldve nailed her and said that **** afterwards... Why didnt you do that?? lol - guess if it was that easy though you can always go back.
Why didn't I bang her?boogalooboy said:I wouldve nailed her and said that **** afterwards... Why didnt you do that?? lol - guess if it was that easy though you can always go back.
Yeah no doubt...I bet you could get off just thinking about that! haha!qweretyuiopas said:I think thats the best one in this thread, cause yellin at chicks u dont really know may give them that omg wtf look but thats it, having history with that chick and turning what she said to you around like that is classic. I think u are better off for doin that than just f uckin her just to f uck her.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Kev07 said:Girl pointing out this pimple i had on my nose:
girl:"hey you have a big pimple on your nose! EWW"
me: "at least i don't have two pimples right there" *i point at her chest* "OH WAIT THOSE ARE JUST YOUR BOOBS"
this girl was fairly flatchested