Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"That's my f*cking chair!"Charm&Style said:we've all been through it.
The yelling and screaming and attitude of an angry biatch.
What have you guys said thats juss shut them up.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Jay Jay said:A girl in High School LJBFed me after leading me on bigtime.
A year later I had become "the Man" at uni. I was visiting my Mum one night and on my way home I walked past her house. I thought I can't believe that girl LJBF me!"
I went and knocked on the door. She was home. I went in and seduced her but just before it was time to roll on the condom. I got up, dressed and left.
She walked with me to the door. "Does this mean something or was it just one of those things?" She asked me.
I looked at her seriously. "I just realised I have never felt anything other than friend ship towards you." Those were her exact words when she LJBFed me.
Mwahahahahahhaha!!!!
But in hindsite... damn I wished I had nailed her!
JJ
Nah dude, I meant University. (The Australian version of college).Charm&Style said:bro by uni..you mean uni high..in irvine??
I think thats the best one in this thread, cause yellin at chicks u dont really know may give them that omg wtf look but thats it, having history with that chick and turning what she said to you around like that is classic. I think u are better off for doin that than just f uckin her just to f uck her.Jay Jay said:A girl in High School LJBFed me after leading me on bigtime.
A year later I had become "the Man" at uni. I was visiting my Mum one night and on my way home I walked past her house. I thought I can't believe that girl LJBF me!"
I went and knocked on the door. She was home. I went in and seduced her but just before it was time to roll on the condom. I got up, dressed and left.
She walked with me to the door. "Does this mean something or was it just one of those things?" She asked me.
I looked at her seriously. "I just realised I have never felt anything other than friend ship towards you." Those were her exact words when she LJBFed me.
Mwahahahahahhaha!!!!
But in hindsite... damn I wished I had nailed her!
JJ
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
I wouldve nailed her and said that **** afterwards... Why didnt you do that?? lol - guess if it was that easy though you can always go back.Jay Jay said:A girl in High School LJBFed me after leading me on bigtime.
A year later I had become "the Man" at uni. I was visiting my Mum one night and on my way home I walked past her house. I thought I can't believe that girl LJBF me!"
I went and knocked on the door. She was home. I went in and seduced her but just before it was time to roll on the condom. I got up, dressed and left.
She walked with me to the door. "Does this mean something or was it just one of those things?" She asked me.
I looked at her seriously. "I just realised I have never felt anything other than friend ship towards you." Those were her exact words when she LJBFed me.
Mwahahahahahhaha!!!!
But in hindsite... damn I wished I had nailed her!
JJ
That was freaking genius. He's gonna get her thinking about her women hood. The conversation would go something like this.boogalooboy said:I wouldve nailed her and said that **** afterwards... Why didnt you do that?? lol - guess if it was that easy though you can always go back.
Why didn't I bang her?boogalooboy said:I wouldve nailed her and said that **** afterwards... Why didnt you do that?? lol - guess if it was that easy though you can always go back.
Yeah no doubt...I bet you could get off just thinking about that! haha!qweretyuiopas said:I think thats the best one in this thread, cause yellin at chicks u dont really know may give them that omg wtf look but thats it, having history with that chick and turning what she said to you around like that is classic. I think u are better off for doin that than just f uckin her just to f uck her.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Kev07 said:Girl pointing out this pimple i had on my nose:
girl:"hey you have a big pimple on your nose! EWW"
me: "at least i don't have two pimples right there" *i point at her chest* "OH WAIT THOSE ARE JUST YOUR BOOBS"
this girl was fairly flatchested