Tyrone Biggums
Don Juan
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Are there any reservists out there worried/concerned about your contracts extending and ending up in Iraq or Afghanistan?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Sorry, I misunderstood what you meant.Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums
This question was directed to soldiers who have already served 10 or so years (or have already deployed) and want to get on with their lives.
This thread has the potential for getting very political, very quickly.Originally posted by Fred Da Head
Sorry, I misunderstood what you meant.
I'm not familiar with the way US reserves work, but wouldn't it be right to assume they could leave the reserves? Of course, leaving when their number comes up wouldn't be great. If they just want to get on with their lives, though, why are they still in the reserves?
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I signed up for the army so I could steal their bullets and sell it on ebay.Originally posted by Fred Da Head
The whole f***ing point of being in the military is that you might have to deploy if your government decides they need you. Your job, as a soldier, is to go, and do your job professionally.
You could probably win the war with an army of seniors.But wouldn't a regiment of seniors be incredibly scary?
I read about a 55-year-old woman who got called back up as a sniper. I would be getting kind of concerned about eyesight and such at that age, but I suppose they know what they're doing. But yeah, I've even heard about 60+ getting called up. That idea does frighten me.Originally posted by Fred Da Head
But wouldn't a regiment of seniors be incredibly scary?