Tyrone Biggums
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Are there any reservists out there worried/concerned about your contracts extending and ending up in Iraq or Afghanistan?
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Sorry, I misunderstood what you meant.Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums
This question was directed to soldiers who have already served 10 or so years (or have already deployed) and want to get on with their lives.
This thread has the potential for getting very political, very quickly.Originally posted by Fred Da Head
Sorry, I misunderstood what you meant.
I'm not familiar with the way US reserves work, but wouldn't it be right to assume they could leave the reserves? Of course, leaving when their number comes up wouldn't be great. If they just want to get on with their lives, though, why are they still in the reserves?
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I signed up for the army so I could steal their bullets and sell it on ebay.Originally posted by Fred Da Head
The whole f***ing point of being in the military is that you might have to deploy if your government decides they need you. Your job, as a soldier, is to go, and do your job professionally.
You could probably win the war with an army of seniors.But wouldn't a regiment of seniors be incredibly scary?
I read about a 55-year-old woman who got called back up as a sniper. I would be getting kind of concerned about eyesight and such at that age, but I suppose they know what they're doing. But yeah, I've even heard about 60+ getting called up. That idea does frighten me.Originally posted by Fred Da Head
But wouldn't a regiment of seniors be incredibly scary?