Tyrone Biggums
Don Juan
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Are there any reservists out there worried/concerned about your contracts extending and ending up in Iraq or Afghanistan?
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Sorry, I misunderstood what you meant.Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums
This question was directed to soldiers who have already served 10 or so years (or have already deployed) and want to get on with their lives.
This thread has the potential for getting very political, very quickly.Originally posted by Fred Da Head
Sorry, I misunderstood what you meant.
I'm not familiar with the way US reserves work, but wouldn't it be right to assume they could leave the reserves? Of course, leaving when their number comes up wouldn't be great. If they just want to get on with their lives, though, why are they still in the reserves?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I signed up for the army so I could steal their bullets and sell it on ebay.Originally posted by Fred Da Head
The whole f***ing point of being in the military is that you might have to deploy if your government decides they need you. Your job, as a soldier, is to go, and do your job professionally.
You could probably win the war with an army of seniors.But wouldn't a regiment of seniors be incredibly scary?
I read about a 55-year-old woman who got called back up as a sniper. I would be getting kind of concerned about eyesight and such at that age, but I suppose they know what they're doing. But yeah, I've even heard about 60+ getting called up. That idea does frighten me.Originally posted by Fred Da Head
But wouldn't a regiment of seniors be incredibly scary?