"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The annoying british guy...

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"English accents might be popular with American women but American accents are just as popular with English girls. People like anything rare I suppose" - The Truth

Oh yes my friend. As long as it isn't the native accent then the rarity thing is quite the card. For a laugh I hit on this girl using my fake Russian accent (which is quite good btw) and she loved it. Being british myself I may have to make port at America someday ;)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Penguinplayer said:
As an Englishman myself, I will give you my reflections.

Most englishmen realise that their accents give them the edge over any homegrown American in the States. Plain fact by the way. I even look forward to exploiting this fact when I hit american soil.

We are also rather sensitive to the fact you chaps lent us a hand (twice) around 40 years back. Just prey he doesn't have a BA in history is you decide to use this rather low blow. Something along the lines of 'Hey you wouldn't have that cute little accent if we'd kicked Hitler's ass for you' should do the job.

Otherwise we are more rational then you lot. (Generally, no offence meant). If that chap had two cent of wit about him he'd back off if you took him to the corner and firmly (But KINDLY) explained that you do not approve of his attitude and actions. In fact have your GF tell him that she does want him harassing her, that should make his 'cojones' shrink a little, and generally make his presence 'light'.
A stern warning should have him wetting himself. If he refuses to listen then use the low shot. Following this if he persists, physically remove him from your presence. If he continues just have your bird yell at him.
hahaha...you're def not an englishman

:crackup:
 

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Doddy said:
"English accents might be popular with American women but American accents are just as popular with English girls. People like anything rare I suppose" - The Truth

Oh yes my friend. As long as it isn't the native accent then the rarity thing is quite the card. For a laugh I hit on this girl using my fake Russian accent (which is quite good btw) and she loved it. Being british myself I may have to make port at America someday ;)
no it has nothing to do with rarity...

try speaking with british-asian (indian) accent...most chics would find it a big turn-off

the thing about british accent is that its not all british accent that attracts women, its what some would call oxford english that makes one sound very intellectual and sensitive.

im sure americans would find liverpoodlian or north-east accent quite strange.
just like spanish accent sounds quite sexy whereas mexican accent just sounds ghetto.

as for american accent...it just doesnt sound very sexy...
 

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I don't believe that the rarity of an accent is particularly sexy to a lady.

The Oxford accent, akin to the 'Queen's english' is a real turn-on for American chicks. It is a unique accent in that sense. (The thing is you end up getting a lot of stick for it in the end from your fellow compatriots)

Take the Australian accent. Take one of these bush boys to the States and American chicks (and the guys for some part) will be fascinated by his accent, but not really turned on.

It is just a matter of interest as a normal american probably hasn't travelled to Australia. At this point in the conversation it must be admitted that those with the 'Public school' accent among us (AKA Hooraah Henrys) are despised by the french, and a few other european nationalities. I believe out accent phoneomena holds true only to American chicks.

Canadians don't dig our accents I believe?
 

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I've never heard of this "Australian" accent you speak of. Most Australians talk like a cross between Brits and Americans. Stop watching croc hunter.

Personally I find the American accent kind of cute on a girl. Same with the Canadian accent.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Well, the only I advice I can offer is to make good sport of it. When he sees it's not getting under your skin, and you're joking around with it, he might back off. You would've kept your cool and ruined his plans. Who knows? Perhaps, he didn't really like her that much, and was really only interested in annoying you. Try it, see what happens.
 

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Novelty and i like this, this is different, then the NORM.

Is the attraction here, this is all it is.

as for the OP i am sure he will suss it out.
 

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diplomatic_lies said:
I've never heard of this "Australian" accent you speak of. Most Australians talk like a cross between Brits and Americans. Stop watching croc hunter.

Personally I find the American accent kind of cute on a girl. Same with the Canadian accent.
there is an australian accent...its nothin like brit or american accent.
it may not be as extreme as crocodile hunter's accent - no crikeys etc lol

i live through november-feb in sydney due to work reasons and the ppl ...lol they have very interesting accent which can get quite annoying lol
they would say 'sydney' something like 'see-d-nee' and 'piss' as 'peess' :crazy:
 
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