MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
The 5 second test...
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
FollowTheWhiteRabbit
Don Juan
Alright, BloodNinja.
TheDarkSaint
Don Juan
Simple
"Hi, my name is *****. What is yours?"
I can't imagine too much happening in 5 seconds.
"Hi, my name is *****. What is yours?"
I can't imagine too much happening in 5 seconds.
drixsa
Master Don Juan
Give a confused look to my friends then turn around and go over to her...
"hey, do you know where this bus is heading?"
her: "uhh yea its heading towards ____"
"oh good you can show us how to get there"
her: no response, she'll be thrown back.
"hey guys shes..." "you are?"
her : "i'm X"
"oh ok, X is gonna show us how to get there" (now back to her) "So X, I'm dDrIx" (I'll do my pattened handshake and smile where i pretend to be very "official"
her: she will probably smile and say nothing...
"Well, where are YOU headed?"
her: "uhh i'm going to ____"
...and the convo continues as we wait for/get on the bus...
"hey, do you know where this bus is heading?"
her: "uhh yea its heading towards ____"
"oh good you can show us how to get there"
her: no response, she'll be thrown back.
"hey guys shes..." "you are?"
her : "i'm X"
"oh ok, X is gonna show us how to get there" (now back to her) "So X, I'm dDrIx" (I'll do my pattened handshake and smile where i pretend to be very "official"
her: she will probably smile and say nothing...
"Well, where are YOU headed?"
her: "uhh i'm going to ____"
...and the convo continues as we wait for/get on the bus...
Seems that alot of DJs use the INDIRECT approach. The only likely issue is that she already knows your agenda. So, why mask your intentions?
I'd do a direct approach.
Slowly & confidently walk over.
Put hands on her shoulder and turn her to face me. (if her back is facing me)
Make deep EC, pause, with a slight smile
I'll say this SLOWLY AND DELIBERATELY: YOU LOOK (pause for the dramatic effects) ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! (slight smile), lets get to know each other better.
The mindset behind that line is not supplicating as many may think. It's a qualifier b/c I am communicating to her that I have chosen her.
The most important aspect of an approach isn't the line. It's how you deliver it with your confidence, BL, voice tone, sincerity & honesty, because they instantly create an emotional impact on her not some excuse to pick her up.
I'd do a direct approach.
Slowly & confidently walk over.
Put hands on her shoulder and turn her to face me. (if her back is facing me)
Make deep EC, pause, with a slight smile
I'll say this SLOWLY AND DELIBERATELY: YOU LOOK (pause for the dramatic effects) ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! (slight smile), lets get to know each other better.
The mindset behind that line is not supplicating as many may think. It's a qualifier b/c I am communicating to her that I have chosen her.
The most important aspect of an approach isn't the line. It's how you deliver it with your confidence, BL, voice tone, sincerity & honesty, because they instantly create an emotional impact on her not some excuse to pick her up.
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Cheat_LBJ
Don Juan
Stand next to her and say "Man, I can't wait until my new BMW X-5 gets delivered from the dealership and I never have to wait for this bus again..."
When she asks when that's happening, say "Oh, any year now...."
When she asks when that's happening, say "Oh, any year now...."
h2o
Banned
me: "hey"
her: (probably some greeting, ie, hi/hey)
smiling at each other, eyecontact, then...
me: so...where are you headed to? (assuming she's waiting for the bus)
i'm usually very slow on most of my approaches...so i probably wouldn't even get to the question...probably just the greeting
...edit: i went back and read some of the posts before mine...how could you say all of that in only 5 seconds? what's the rush?
her: (probably some greeting, ie, hi/hey)
smiling at each other, eyecontact, then...
me: so...where are you headed to? (assuming she's waiting for the bus)
i'm usually very slow on most of my approaches...so i probably wouldn't even get to the question...probably just the greeting
...edit: i went back and read some of the posts before mine...how could you say all of that in only 5 seconds? what's the rush?
pretty silly thread.
but i'd walk up to her and say
"have you seen my dog, bonnie?"
"no, whats she look like?"
"she's only got 3 legs, and she's a black medium sized dog, and she's blind"
"oh! and you lost her?"
"yeah, i don't drive so me and my friends are getting on the bus. you should come to, we need all the help we can get. whats your name?"
"julie"
"ok julie jump on the bus with us."
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2 min later
now on the bus
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"julie, you're on the bang bus, we'll give you $15 to show us your p*ssy"
....
....
et cetera.
but i'd walk up to her and say
"have you seen my dog, bonnie?"
"no, whats she look like?"
"she's only got 3 legs, and she's a black medium sized dog, and she's blind"
"oh! and you lost her?"
"yeah, i don't drive so me and my friends are getting on the bus. you should come to, we need all the help we can get. whats your name?"
"julie"
"ok julie jump on the bus with us."
-------
2 min later
now on the bus
-------
"julie, you're on the bang bus, we'll give you $15 to show us your p*ssy"
....
....
et cetera.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
The Next question...
Sorry, it seems that some have understood... I just wanted to test to see if people actually had something prepared that they could say to a woman in a random scenario. You can't really plan a conversation too much longer than the 5 seconds, but it's usually within that timeframe that you are going to have to make a first impression and to have the girl comfortably continue the conversation with you.
There were quite a few interesting answers, some I could tell have likely never been used, some that the right person could pull off, and some people that didn't take it seriously...
The next question really is, of those who answered, how many of you use what you said regularily (adapting it to situations), or just put anything in writing because they really don't have anything planned to say??
Crotchsniffer - I was assuming one singular woman. The logistics were meant to be as the person would feel best to approach for all that I cared. You got it though, if you can make it past the first 5 seconds and be able to continue the conversation than you're good to go. You most often get shot down within this 5 seconds as well... with exception of course.
joe dirt - Does it really matter if you fail? This shyt is a contact sport, people get hurt one way or the other... The fact of the matter is if you open the girl and keep even a short conversation going you could easily get her number. Whether it's a real number is a different story.
Sorry, it seems that some have understood... I just wanted to test to see if people actually had something prepared that they could say to a woman in a random scenario. You can't really plan a conversation too much longer than the 5 seconds, but it's usually within that timeframe that you are going to have to make a first impression and to have the girl comfortably continue the conversation with you.
There were quite a few interesting answers, some I could tell have likely never been used, some that the right person could pull off, and some people that didn't take it seriously...
The next question really is, of those who answered, how many of you use what you said regularily (adapting it to situations), or just put anything in writing because they really don't have anything planned to say??
Crotchsniffer - I was assuming one singular woman. The logistics were meant to be as the person would feel best to approach for all that I cared. You got it though, if you can make it past the first 5 seconds and be able to continue the conversation than you're good to go. You most often get shot down within this 5 seconds as well... with exception of course.
joe dirt - Does it really matter if you fail? This shyt is a contact sport, people get hurt one way or the other... The fact of the matter is if you open the girl and keep even a short conversation going you could easily get her number. Whether it's a real number is a different story.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: The 5 second test...
I like this one... the direct approach is good if you do it congruently. after the opener I usually start getting more and more direct. Do you use this often?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.