"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Texting in the Toilet

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This one made me laugh, thanks. Dump her, obviously. Tell her it's not working out.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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- A few months ago, she caught me playing a Zombie game on my phone in the toilet. She then accused me of texting other women and tried to impose a rule that I am not allowed to take my phone in the toilet because she gets insecure. This morning however, she did exactly that and I pulled her up on it. She said she had a made a ‘mistake’ and that it was an ‘accident’
Does this mean she was on the toilet texting other dudes? Or just on the pot texting?
 

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short story, she needs to go.

Longer story
Once upon a time I moved into my boyfriends house. We had an agreement prior to me moving in that I would pay $500 for rent and half the utilities. Fair considering I was paying $1100 in an apartment. At NO point in time did I ever ask him to put me on the deed to his house. Why would I? Yes, I realized I was paying down his equity, but I would be paying more rent somewhere else.

I'm seriously baffled as to why she would even think that she was entitled to be put on your deed. It's a b1tch move made by someone who's got her interests first and foremost in her mind. It's just such an outright greedy move. Truly shows your gold digging hand.

that said, you've given no indicaton why she would be thinking you are texting females on the pot....one has to wonder if she doesnt subconsiously know that she's not making you happy and worried you are looking.

That said, you're in a no win situation here. I would get her out quickly. Call her bluff and tell her it's best if she does go back to her mothers

omg, im LOLing at this threat "put me on your deed or I'll go running back to my mommy and daddy and you'll get NO pvssy on the reg!" Really? b/c ur pvssy is golden like that?

anyways, idk if she helps n the bills but she is a tenant there.. If things get ugly she probably has a right to stay (look up the laws in your state) and you'll have to evict her while she trashes your $hit while you are at work.

Be calm. Tell her you are not going to put her on the title to your house ever. Hope that this has her packing. if it doesn't then it's time for you to hit up the old "this isnt working out, I think we need to end it"
 

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I'd abuse her ***** before you dump her. Make her do all the dirty **** youve wanted to do then afterwards tell her to get the fvck out.

Act like a b1tch, then you get fvcked like a b1tch.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Is this for real?

Don't even know where to start.

I'll just give a few quick words here:
-She's manipulating you
-She's cheating on you

And:

-If you put her on half of the house, she will be stealing from you

She sounds like a con artist/grifter. It also sounds like she's found an easy Mark(you)

I'd seriously contact the police and see if they have anything on her. Then, either way, change the locks and kick her out. Do you have a gun? Surveillance for your property? She might not go too easily and come back to try to retaliate and/or manipulate you into letter her back in. Don't, obviously, but be prepared to call the cops and/or defend yourself.
 

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It's your property not hers. If she dosent want to pay her fair share fine, she can move out.

She is trying to manipulate you. The her name on the property ploy would lead to me kicking her to the curb. She has no right to what you bought. Her p ussy is not that vauluable.

If you keep her there will just be more **** for you to deal with. Vote with your feet.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Situation Update:

Had another argument out of thin air on Monday night, and after that she got mad at every single thing I said. admittedly dhoulnt have lost my temper with her and said a few things I'm not proud of, but this situation was absolutely driving me crazy!

Yesterday, came home and she had come home early in taxi and moved all of her things out

Phil gets to keep his house ☺
 

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Longer story
Once upon a time I moved into my boyfriends house. We had an agreement prior to me moving in that I would pay $500 for rent and half the utilities. Fair considering I was paying $1100 in an apartment. At NO point in time did I ever ask him to put me on the deed to his house. Why would I? Yes, I realized I was paying down his equity, but I would be paying more rent somewhere else.
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I think it is crazy for the woman in the OP to demand her name be put on the title of the property. But then I think it is mean if you charge your live-in girlfriend rent.

Let romance be romance, and business business. The woman in the OP should have been happy to have had a place to live rent free. She would have then been in position to get some capital together [assuming she was working]. Win/ win situation, financially speaking for all parties, if you continue in an LTR, or end up splitting up.
 
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Different strokes fur different folks. just like any relationship, it is always a negotiation in terms of what works well for both people
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Different strokes fur different folks. just like any relationship, it is always a negotiation in terms of what works well for both people
Yes, it depends who you are, and what you want...... or how disenchanted one has become.:rolleyes:
 

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Situation Update:

Had another argument out of thin air on Monday night, and after that she got mad at every single thing I said. admittedly dhoulnt have lost my temper with her and said a few things I'm not proud of, but this situation was absolutely driving me crazy!

Yesterday, came home and she had come home early in taxi and moved all of her things out

Phil gets to keep his house ☺
Dodged a bullet. A very expensive down the road bullet.

I hope you stood on the porch with a smile and waved goodbye as she drove off in the taxi
 

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I think it is crazy for the woman in the OP to demand her name be put on the title of the property. But then I think it is mean if you charge your live-in girlfriend rent.

Let romance be romance, and business business. The woman in the OP should have been happy to have had a place to live rent free. She would have then been in position to get some capital together [assuming she was working]. Win/ win situation, financially speaking for all parties, if you continue in an LTR, or end up splitting up.
The woman in the OP post was looking for a win fall. Living for free wasn't good enough for her. She saw his house as a pile of cash with a cover on it and she felt entitled to the spoils.

She will attempt to do this to the next chump also. Hopefully the next chump is smart enough to say bye bye also
 

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"Captain's "log"... Stardate - 2017....."
Atom Smasher going lowbrow...

Where are the toilets on the Enterprise, anyway? And given the amount of efficiency in the future, I wonder if any gets recyled into the food replicaters?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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