Text msg to girl - sexual

[Venom01]

Hey, I texted this girl this morning.. we've been on a few dates and they've been great... haven't made a move yet.

She's a tutor and a biochem major. She has alot of kids of which she tutors for cash and she does it often during the week.

I texted her "What times do you have available to tutor me today?"

she replied

"LOL Tutoring late tonight but ill fit you in this week! and what is the subject??? <>"


ANY SUGGESTIONS WHAT I SHOULD WRITE BACK.

i want to keep it indirect but sexual

 

[SickAgain]

human anatomy

 

[Venom01]

shes a biochem major, she might actually think its human anatomy i need tutoring it... plus i think its kinda corny to say just anatomy...no?

 

[DonJuan11]

Hey, I texted this girl this morning.. we've been on a few dates and they've been great... haven't made a move yet.

I texted her "What times do you have available to tutor me today?"

"LOL Tutoring late tonight but ill fit you in this week! and what is the subject??? <>"


ANY SUGGESTIONS WHAT I SHOULD WRITE BACK.

Why haven't you made a move yet after 2 dates? What are you waiting for? You may be in dangerous friend zone terrority.

 

[SickAgain]

2 Points:
1) Biochem majors don't take human anatomy as a requirement.
2) I think she'll get the joke, even if it is corny.

Or you could flip the script on her and say you don't understand the phosphorylation mechanisms of DPG2,3 in the rate determining step of glycolysis and the subsequent fermentation of lactic acid from a pyruvate substrate.

 

[Tekniq]

Why haven't you made a move yet after 2 dates? What are you waiting for? You may be in dangerous friend zone terrority.

Exactly my thoughts as i was reading this, once you fall into this bottomless pit of the friend zone their is little you can do to claw your way out.
You have to understand the perception of the girl as to what is going on, you say that three dates have went amazing, to her it may seem like you are building a solid friendship despite and sexual connotations you may have( and when you are in the FZ those will just be regarded as jokes regardless of the situation).

 

[Venom01]

Trust me, im giving you little information, there is more too it. Im not in the friend zone..

any more suggestions?

 

[Venom01]

ok got it. i sent in philomentology

 

[chivalry_x]

ok got it. i sent in philomentology

You just gg'd yourself.

Better luck next time.

 

[Venom01]

you think i should have been more direct?

 

[The Sperminator]

I think you should of went with the human anatomy line.

 

[positivity_injection]

haven't made a move yet.

why not?

you are a chump, you need to read advice on here about being sexual

I guarantee you 100% that you will fail with this one

 

[SickAgain]

Philomentology.....wtf were you thinking.

 

[3countriesPlan]

Philomentology.....wtf were you thinking.

WTF is that?

 

[stand]

ok got it. i sent in philomentology

Unreal.

 

[SickAgain]

apparently he just made it up.

 

[spax]

THE FEAR OF FALLING IN LOVE!

Pathetic. You lost her.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

Man..

She practically opened her legs up for you via text.

Instead of having a major rock hard on inserted inside of her, you hand her a Valentine's day card.

philomentology!?!

What?! WHAT?!?!?

 

[scottfall]

The worst part is- he came to this thread looking for a good response, got a great one and ignored it. Why even post this thread?

O. I know why... to show me and everyone else what fail looks like.

But hey, props to you for getting to a place where you had the opportunity for success.

 

[Venom01]

phileomatology is the science of making out or some ****... it was well received, I played it with her personality. If she didnt know what it was she could have googled that ****.


I got "lol u r naughty "

i was gonna put anatomy but that was way to lame.

even if it does fail (which most likely it wont), it was definitely a learning experience anyway.

I'll keep you guys posted