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tell them that you're a *****

theonedude

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i have been telling women that i am a ***** all summer, and they all always seemed to have a positive response.

what i usualy end up sayin is that business is really tight right now and shyt liek that. it shows that you have a **** and arent afraid to use it, which will prolly help other AFC's out. i dunno, its fun 4 me and is a good ice breaker, use some c+f wit it n ur in the money, i coulda had this one chick, but she was on a date with another guy so i felt it would be wrong.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

K56Connect

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Naw man,,tell em you're a ******* instead, and they'll be on your d!ck like a hobo on a bologna sandwhich.
 

Vincent

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K56 is just kidding, they don't bleep more that 6 letters.
 

K56Connect

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"Hey baby, guess what."

"What, Big Daddy?"

"I'm an asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk."

::Unzips pants and proceeds to suck my c0ck::

I really don't see how calling yourself an asterisk is going to get you into her pants. Maybe I'm just too AFC to figure it out.
 
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