tell them that you're a *****

[theonedude]

i have been telling women that i am a ***** all summer, and they all always seemed to have a positive response.

what i usualy end up sayin is that business is really tight right now and shyt liek that. it shows that you have a **** and arent afraid to use it, which will prolly help other AFC's out. i dunno, its fun 4 me and is a good ice breaker, use some c+f wit it n ur in the money, i coulda had this one chick, but she was on a date with another guy so i felt it would be wrong.

 

[K56Connect]

Naw man,,tell em you're a ******* instead, and they'll be on your d!ck like a hobo on a bologna sandwhich.

 

[sausage fingers]

OK if i knew what words you guys were using that would be great

 

[Vincent]

K56 is just kidding, they don't bleep more that 6 letters.

 

[K56Connect]

"Hey baby, guess what."

"What, Big Daddy?"

"I'm an asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk."

::Unzips pants and proceeds to suck my c0ck::

I really don't see how calling yourself an asterisk is going to get you into her pants. Maybe I'm just too AFC to figure it out.