"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Tastes so good but its so bad for you....

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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speed dawg

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Yeah that sh1t is nasty. I don't know that I'd even enjoy eating some of that stuff they have on there.

On another note, ever had a Bacon Explosion? About a foot-long tube of bacon, bbq sauce, cheese wrapped in a layer of sausage, wrapped in a bacon weave. Then smoked on the grill. I love grilled meat but there's a line that, if crossed, is just too much and disgusting. It passed that line.
 

backbreaker

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I had one for th super bowl. I told myself I would do it.

there was an explosion alright. it wasan't bacon however.
 

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im not fat, im big boned
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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search1ng

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hahaha, dude - i'd love to try eating all those dishes/junk at least once! of course i'd hit the gym like a freak afterward but i'd still eat it cause it looks pretty damned tasty.
 

theunflushables

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Yeah, some of that stuff made me not want to eat either.

I am going to remember the McNuggettini recipie just I ever entertain any fat women.
 

horaholic

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That blueberry waffle breakfast sandwich looks SO good.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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OzyBoy

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I'm hungry too just looking at this but lucky for me you can't get too much like this over here.
 

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Thought of eating those twinkie hot-dogs is making me nauseous.
 

Guoy Darko

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HAHA, you cannot get any of these kinds of foods in Europe (except for the normal hotdogs). Maybe it's even forbidden here. Looks pretty disgusting. Especially the hamburger with bacon and sticks. No wonder so many Americans are so fat. :up:
 
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