"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Tastes so good but its so bad for you....

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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speed dawg

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Yeah that sh1t is nasty. I don't know that I'd even enjoy eating some of that stuff they have on there.

On another note, ever had a Bacon Explosion? About a foot-long tube of bacon, bbq sauce, cheese wrapped in a layer of sausage, wrapped in a bacon weave. Then smoked on the grill. I love grilled meat but there's a line that, if crossed, is just too much and disgusting. It passed that line.
 

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I had one for th super bowl. I told myself I would do it.

there was an explosion alright. it wasan't bacon however.
 

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im not fat, im big boned
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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hahaha, dude - i'd love to try eating all those dishes/junk at least once! of course i'd hit the gym like a freak afterward but i'd still eat it cause it looks pretty damned tasty.
 

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Yeah, some of that stuff made me not want to eat either.

I am going to remember the McNuggettini recipie just I ever entertain any fat women.
 

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That blueberry waffle breakfast sandwich looks SO good.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm hungry too just looking at this but lucky for me you can't get too much like this over here.
 

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Thought of eating those twinkie hot-dogs is making me nauseous.
 

Guoy Darko

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HAHA, you cannot get any of these kinds of foods in Europe (except for the normal hotdogs). Maybe it's even forbidden here. Looks pretty disgusting. Especially the hamburger with bacon and sticks. No wonder so many Americans are so fat. :up:
 
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