"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Tastes so good but its so bad for you....

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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speed dawg

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Yeah that sh1t is nasty. I don't know that I'd even enjoy eating some of that stuff they have on there.

On another note, ever had a Bacon Explosion? About a foot-long tube of bacon, bbq sauce, cheese wrapped in a layer of sausage, wrapped in a bacon weave. Then smoked on the grill. I love grilled meat but there's a line that, if crossed, is just too much and disgusting. It passed that line.
 

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I had one for th super bowl. I told myself I would do it.

there was an explosion alright. it wasan't bacon however.
 

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im not fat, im big boned
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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hahaha, dude - i'd love to try eating all those dishes/junk at least once! of course i'd hit the gym like a freak afterward but i'd still eat it cause it looks pretty damned tasty.
 

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Yeah, some of that stuff made me not want to eat either.

I am going to remember the McNuggettini recipie just I ever entertain any fat women.
 

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That blueberry waffle breakfast sandwich looks SO good.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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OzyBoy

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I'm hungry too just looking at this but lucky for me you can't get too much like this over here.
 

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Thought of eating those twinkie hot-dogs is making me nauseous.
 

Guoy Darko

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HAHA, you cannot get any of these kinds of foods in Europe (except for the normal hotdogs). Maybe it's even forbidden here. Looks pretty disgusting. Especially the hamburger with bacon and sticks. No wonder so many Americans are so fat. :up:
 
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