"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Tarzan allowed back in warrior villiage with peaceful greeting message!!

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Tarzan say: Let be lesson to all young warriors! Do not disrespect tribal village elders! Tarzan back and Tarzan use his mighty chimp like keyboard pounding skills for good of all warrior men! Tarzan no understand what troll is though? No troll in whole of motherland Africa! Tarzan only troll with net for sweet shapely minnows! Tarzan only want to share warrior knowledge with rest of sosuave tribe! Tarzan was fired upon by park rangers and run out of villiage with no email explainations! Can tribal administrators please forgive Tarzan? Can whole of sosuave warrior kingdom forgive the mighty ape man?


To most I'm known as Tarzan! But to you my friends, you can call me George!.....Of the Jungle! Unga Bunga Boo!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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LOL. this is the funniest thing ive seen on sosuave since elstuds first field report posts.
 
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Tarzan the Ape Man! said:
Tarzan say: Let be lesson to all young warriors! Do not disrespect tribal village elders! Tarzan back and Tarzan use his mighty chimp like keyboard pounding skills for good of all warrior men! Tarzan no understand what troll is though? No troll in whole of motherland Africa! Tarzan only troll with net for sweet shapely minnows! Tarzan only want to share warrior knowledge with rest of sosuave tribe! Tarzan was fired upon by park rangers and run out of villiage with no email explainations! Can tribal administrators please forgive Tarzan? Can whole of sosuave warrior kingdom forgive the mighty ape man?


To most I'm known as Tarzan! But to you my friends, you can call me George!.....Of the Jungle! Unga Bunga Boo!
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I am using my last post on this thread. Just to say LOL that is indeed funny.
 
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If Tarzan gets banned Ill be fking pissed
 
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I like Tarzan the ape man. Dont ban him!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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tarzan like jungle b1tch? yes, village elder give tarzan ho with washboard azz? tarzan no like, decide to steal watermelon breast skank tribe ho from neighbor village, yes you like, you can do it. Yes tarzan you win azhole!
 
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This guy is annoying. Attention ho.
 
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3countriesPlan said:
tarzan like jungle b1tch? yes, village elder give tarzan ho with washboard azz? tarzan no like, decide to steal watermelon breast skank tribe ho from neighbor village, yes you like, you can do it. Yes tarzan you win azhole!
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Tarzan say: Villiage warriors no understand you English! Maybe we understand once you remove Tarzan swinging flesh vine from you hole in face? Run along now lil man! Unggggaaaa!!!!
 
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