"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Tarzan allowed back in warrior villiage with peaceful greeting message!!

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Tarzan the Ape Man!

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Tarzan say: Let be lesson to all young warriors! Do not disrespect tribal village elders! Tarzan back and Tarzan use his mighty chimp like keyboard pounding skills for good of all warrior men! Tarzan no understand what troll is though? No troll in whole of motherland Africa! Tarzan only troll with net for sweet shapely minnows! Tarzan only want to share warrior knowledge with rest of sosuave tribe! Tarzan was fired upon by park rangers and run out of villiage with no email explainations! Can tribal administrators please forgive Tarzan? Can whole of sosuave warrior kingdom forgive the mighty ape man?


To most I'm known as Tarzan! But to you my friends, you can call me George!.....Of the Jungle! Unga Bunga Boo!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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LOL. this is the funniest thing ive seen on sosuave since elstuds first field report posts.
 
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Tarzan the Ape Man! said:
Tarzan say: Let be lesson to all young warriors! Do not disrespect tribal village elders! Tarzan back and Tarzan use his mighty chimp like keyboard pounding skills for good of all warrior men! Tarzan no understand what troll is though? No troll in whole of motherland Africa! Tarzan only troll with net for sweet shapely minnows! Tarzan only want to share warrior knowledge with rest of sosuave tribe! Tarzan was fired upon by park rangers and run out of villiage with no email explainations! Can tribal administrators please forgive Tarzan? Can whole of sosuave warrior kingdom forgive the mighty ape man?


To most I'm known as Tarzan! But to you my friends, you can call me George!.....Of the Jungle! Unga Bunga Boo!
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I am using my last post on this thread. Just to say LOL that is indeed funny.
 
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If Tarzan gets banned Ill be fking pissed
 
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I like Tarzan the ape man. Dont ban him!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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tarzan like jungle b1tch? yes, village elder give tarzan ho with washboard azz? tarzan no like, decide to steal watermelon breast skank tribe ho from neighbor village, yes you like, you can do it. Yes tarzan you win azhole!
 
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This guy is annoying. Attention ho.
 
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3countriesPlan said:
tarzan like jungle b1tch? yes, village elder give tarzan ho with washboard azz? tarzan no like, decide to steal watermelon breast skank tribe ho from neighbor village, yes you like, you can do it. Yes tarzan you win azhole!
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Tarzan say: Villiage warriors no understand you English! Maybe we understand once you remove Tarzan swinging flesh vine from you hole in face? Run along now lil man! Unggggaaaa!!!!
 
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