"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Tarzan allowed back in warrior villiage with peaceful greeting message!!

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Tarzan the Ape Man!

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Tarzan say: Let be lesson to all young warriors! Do not disrespect tribal village elders! Tarzan back and Tarzan use his mighty chimp like keyboard pounding skills for good of all warrior men! Tarzan no understand what troll is though? No troll in whole of motherland Africa! Tarzan only troll with net for sweet shapely minnows! Tarzan only want to share warrior knowledge with rest of sosuave tribe! Tarzan was fired upon by park rangers and run out of villiage with no email explainations! Can tribal administrators please forgive Tarzan? Can whole of sosuave warrior kingdom forgive the mighty ape man?


To most I'm known as Tarzan! But to you my friends, you can call me George!.....Of the Jungle! Unga Bunga Boo!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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LOL. this is the funniest thing ive seen on sosuave since elstuds first field report posts.
 
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Tarzan the Ape Man! said:
Tarzan say: Let be lesson to all young warriors! Do not disrespect tribal village elders! Tarzan back and Tarzan use his mighty chimp like keyboard pounding skills for good of all warrior men! Tarzan no understand what troll is though? No troll in whole of motherland Africa! Tarzan only troll with net for sweet shapely minnows! Tarzan only want to share warrior knowledge with rest of sosuave tribe! Tarzan was fired upon by park rangers and run out of villiage with no email explainations! Can tribal administrators please forgive Tarzan? Can whole of sosuave warrior kingdom forgive the mighty ape man?


To most I'm known as Tarzan! But to you my friends, you can call me George!.....Of the Jungle! Unga Bunga Boo!
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I am using my last post on this thread. Just to say LOL that is indeed funny.
 
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If Tarzan gets banned Ill be fking pissed
 
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I like Tarzan the ape man. Dont ban him!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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tarzan like jungle b1tch? yes, village elder give tarzan ho with washboard azz? tarzan no like, decide to steal watermelon breast skank tribe ho from neighbor village, yes you like, you can do it. Yes tarzan you win azhole!
 
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This guy is annoying. Attention ho.
 
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3countriesPlan said:
tarzan like jungle b1tch? yes, village elder give tarzan ho with washboard azz? tarzan no like, decide to steal watermelon breast skank tribe ho from neighbor village, yes you like, you can do it. Yes tarzan you win azhole!
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Tarzan say: Villiage warriors no understand you English! Maybe we understand once you remove Tarzan swinging flesh vine from you hole in face? Run along now lil man! Unggggaaaa!!!!
 
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