"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Tanning: what to expect?

Eternal

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I've decided to go to a tanning salon, but I was wondering what to expect, since this would be my first time. Any suggestion, tips, things to do?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Start out with a short tanning session, like 5-8 minutes depending on your skin tone. You can go up a couple of minutes each time till you get to 20 minutes or until you're happy with your skin tone. Make sure you get some tanning eye goggles.
 

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Originally posted by Ofus
Make sure you get some tanning eye goggles.
Do they provide them or do you have to buy them somewhere?
 

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They should have some there for you to buy. They cost like $3 or so.
 

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It's ok, I'm dark complected so I can go in my first time for like 20 mins. Oh yeah, put a hand rag over your 'boys' I dont think it really matters if your un-circumcised. Go buy some dark tanning lotion as well. They prob sell it in the salon. Yeah get some goggles.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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