Talking dirty

[flyinshark]

Ok guys, say you are with a girl that tells you that one of the things that really turns her on is if you "talk dirty" to her during sex.

If any of you is good at talking dirty, please post some of your favorite expressions here.

Thanks

 

[diplomatic_lies]

If the girl talks about panties:

"You mean the panties your mother laid out for you"


I love Seinfeld :crackup:

 

[flyinshark]

Although some may find that funny (i don't... maybe i need to watch more Seinfeld), this is not a jokes thread.

Can anyone come up with some really good dirty talk, or should i watch some porn with pen and paper and write down what the guys say?

 

[Lost In Translation]

JC Jerkson
Yeah what's my name?! Call me DrBeard!! CALL ME DRBEARD!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha !!!

yeah just make pigeon noises that drives all women wild :crackup:

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[Lost In Translation]

Some classic DrBeard

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=49880

you never posted on the thread 007 so check it out

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[Lost In Translation]

just noticed you said tiger game so i guess you have read it

i am trying to find a link of DrBeard as the half man half pigeon pic to post here so people know what we are talking about

you got the link ?

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[Lost In Translation]

found it

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-4/996284/CAWCAWCAW.jpg

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[Dimebag_Darrell]

its not about talking dirty, its about how you do say the dirty things you want to say to her.. In other words, voice and tonailty issues are the issue here ..Sometimes the package is as crucial as the content that comes with it..

 

[Lost In Translation]

pigeon mime

http://www.angeltowns2.net//fearmoths/otherphotos/kkbeard.jpg

have you seen this one before JC ?

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[Bible_Belt]

Make her admit she is a slut and then beg you to F her. Keep all the power to yourself.

"Talking dirty" is mostly about dominance and submission. Girls who like it will also like being tied up and spanked.

 

[flyinshark]

Originally posted by Bible_Belt
Make her admit she is a slut and then beg you to F her. Keep all the power to yourself.

"Talking dirty" is mostly about dominance and submission. Girls who like it will also like being tied up and spanked.

Yeah, i have already done the former, and it made me feel so good to hear her beg me to f her.

And you are right, she IS into being tied up and we have recently starting to explore this path. I am happy she's into it, because this stuff really turns me on.

I guess i shouldn't have asked for examples of dirty talk though, as now i understand it's not that obvious to come up with them like that, on a message board.

I'll watch porn instead and take notes.

PS. Thanks Dimebag_Darrell for the serious reply. You're definitely right about tonality when talking during sex. It can really turn a girl on if you do it in a sexy way.

 

[Bible_Belt]

try bondage.com for ideas

 

[penkitten]

remember that song from a decade ago.. how did it go ?
"grab it if you want it"

 

[undesputable]

Originally posted by Bible_Belt
Make her admit she is a slut and then beg you to F her. Keep all the power to yourself.

"Talking dirty" is mostly about dominance and submission. Girls who like it will also like being tied up and spanked.

why did it take so many posts to get it right?