"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Talking dirty

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Ok guys, say you are with a girl that tells you that one of the things that really turns her on is if you "talk dirty" to her during sex.

If any of you is good at talking dirty, please post some of your favorite expressions here.

Thanks:D
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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If the girl talks about panties:

"You mean the panties your mother laid out for you"


I love Seinfeld :crackup:
 

flyinshark

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Although some may find that funny (i don't... maybe i need to watch more Seinfeld), this is not a jokes thread.

Can anyone come up with some really good dirty talk, or should i watch some porn with pen and paper and write down what the guys say?
 

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Yeah what's my name?! Call me DrBeard!! CALL ME DRBEARD!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha !!!

yeah just make pigeon noises that drives all women wild :crackup:

Lost In Translation
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Lost In Translation

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just noticed you said tiger game so i guess you have read it

i am trying to find a link of DrBeard as the half man half pigeon pic to post here so people know what we are talking about

you got the link ?

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its not about talking dirty, its about how you do say the dirty things you want to say to her.. In other words, voice and tonailty issues are the issue here ..Sometimes the package is as crucial as the content that comes with it..
 

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Make her admit she is a slut and then beg you to F her. Keep all the power to yourself.

"Talking dirty" is mostly about dominance and submission. Girls who like it will also like being tied up and spanked.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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flyinshark

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Originally posted by Bible_Belt
Make her admit she is a slut and then beg you to F her. Keep all the power to yourself.

"Talking dirty" is mostly about dominance and submission. Girls who like it will also like being tied up and spanked.

Yeah, i have already done the former, and it made me feel so good to hear her beg me to f her.

And you are right, she IS into being tied up and we have recently starting to explore this path. I am happy she's into it, because this stuff really turns me on.

I guess i shouldn't have asked for examples of dirty talk though, as now i understand it's not that obvious to come up with them like that, on a message board.

I'll watch porn instead and take notes.

PS. Thanks Dimebag_Darrell for the serious reply. You're definitely right about tonality when talking during sex. It can really turn a girl on if you do it in a sexy way.
 

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remember that song from a decade ago.. how did it go ?
"grab it if you want it"
 

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Originally posted by Bible_Belt
Make her admit she is a slut and then beg you to F her. Keep all the power to yourself.

"Talking dirty" is mostly about dominance and submission. Girls who like it will also like being tied up and spanked.
why did it take so many posts to get it right?
 
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