"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Talking dirty

flyinshark

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Ok guys, say you are with a girl that tells you that one of the things that really turns her on is if you "talk dirty" to her during sex.

If any of you is good at talking dirty, please post some of your favorite expressions here.

Thanks:D
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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If the girl talks about panties:

"You mean the panties your mother laid out for you"


I love Seinfeld :crackup:
 

flyinshark

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Although some may find that funny (i don't... maybe i need to watch more Seinfeld), this is not a jokes thread.

Can anyone come up with some really good dirty talk, or should i watch some porn with pen and paper and write down what the guys say?
 

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Yeah what's my name?! Call me DrBeard!! CALL ME DRBEARD!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha !!!

yeah just make pigeon noises that drives all women wild :crackup:

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Lost In Translation

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just noticed you said tiger game so i guess you have read it

i am trying to find a link of DrBeard as the half man half pigeon pic to post here so people know what we are talking about

you got the link ?

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its not about talking dirty, its about how you do say the dirty things you want to say to her.. In other words, voice and tonailty issues are the issue here ..Sometimes the package is as crucial as the content that comes with it..
 

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Make her admit she is a slut and then beg you to F her. Keep all the power to yourself.

"Talking dirty" is mostly about dominance and submission. Girls who like it will also like being tied up and spanked.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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flyinshark

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Originally posted by Bible_Belt
Make her admit she is a slut and then beg you to F her. Keep all the power to yourself.

"Talking dirty" is mostly about dominance and submission. Girls who like it will also like being tied up and spanked.

Yeah, i have already done the former, and it made me feel so good to hear her beg me to f her.

And you are right, she IS into being tied up and we have recently starting to explore this path. I am happy she's into it, because this stuff really turns me on.

I guess i shouldn't have asked for examples of dirty talk though, as now i understand it's not that obvious to come up with them like that, on a message board.

I'll watch porn instead and take notes.

PS. Thanks Dimebag_Darrell for the serious reply. You're definitely right about tonality when talking during sex. It can really turn a girl on if you do it in a sexy way.
 

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remember that song from a decade ago.. how did it go ?
"grab it if you want it"
 

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Originally posted by Bible_Belt
Make her admit she is a slut and then beg you to F her. Keep all the power to yourself.

"Talking dirty" is mostly about dominance and submission. Girls who like it will also like being tied up and spanked.
why did it take so many posts to get it right?
 
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