"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Talk about courage... :D this guy is eather on drugs or just loves dancing
- Thread starter Credos
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
it's called a flashmob...
it's set up in advance on facebook.
edit: you must be all 12 yo or totally unaware of
this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN_YvaW505c&feature=related
watch until the end this is pretty amazing.
or this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9rytUeq62k
please guys promise me you won't start dancing like that cause nobody is going to follow most likely. IT's a flash mob. It's looks good on youtube but it's not really sponteinious.
-chalengeguyfan not always. flashmob= flash mobilisation A flash mob (or flashmob)[1] is a group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual and pointless act for a brief time.
also there is flashmobs where poeple just stop moving. Seems like the only constant is public place and creating surprise doing something to together when we are suposed to be strangers.
it's set up in advance on facebook.
edit: you must be all 12 yo or totally unaware of
this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN_YvaW505c&feature=related
watch until the end this is pretty amazing.
or this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9rytUeq62k
please guys promise me you won't start dancing like that cause nobody is going to follow most likely. IT's a flash mob. It's looks good on youtube but it's not really sponteinious.
-chalengeguyfan not always. flashmob= flash mobilisation A flash mob (or flashmob)[1] is a group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual and pointless act for a brief time.
also there is flashmobs where poeple just stop moving. Seems like the only constant is public place and creating surprise doing something to together when we are suposed to be strangers.
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escaleraroyal
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Good song. I got to be unstoppable!!!!
and why do fat guys dance so cool ?
and why do fat guys dance so cool ?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Packers2010
Master Don Juan
jtlancer said:
omfg. i never danced before. i hated it. but after seeing this i really really want to now! omfg.
EDIT: man i just want to dance so ****ing retardedly after seeing this!
Edit Edit: if the freaky beat nick can dance then so can i!
ChalengeGuyFan
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Flash mobs are choreographed.BBbardot said:it's called a flashmob...
it's set up in advance on facebook.
edit: you must be all 12 yo or totally unaware of
this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN_YvaW505c&feature=related
watch until the end this is pretty amazing.
or this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9rytUeq62k
please guys promise me you won't start dancing like that cause nobody is going to follow most likely. IT's a flash mob. It's looks good on youtube but it's not really sponteinious.
Sigh, if you gonna link me to a 12 yo please make sure your info is correct, dumbass...BBbardot said:it's called a flashmob...
it's set up in advance on facebook.
edit: you must be all 12 yo or totally unaware of
this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN_YvaW505c&feature=related
watch until the end this is pretty amazing.
or this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9rytUeq62k
please guys promise me you won't start dancing like that cause nobody is going to follow most likely. IT's a flash mob. It's looks good on youtube but it's not really sponteinious.
-chalengeguyfan not always. flashmob= flash mobilisation A flash mob (or flashmob)[1] is a group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual and pointless act for a brief time.
also there is flashmobs where poeple just stop moving. Seems like the only constant is public place and creating surprise doing something to together when we are suposed to be strangers.
Directly from wikipedia:
flash mob (or flashmob) is a group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual and pointless act for a brief time, then disperse. Flash mobs are organized via telecommunications, social media, or viral emails. The term is generally not applied to events and performances organized for the purposes of politics (such as protests), commercial advertisement, publicity stunts, that involve public relation firms, or paid professionals
The clip I show wasn't pre organized. The stuff your putting in here is... Before you make a stupid comment please make sure you know what you're talking about.