"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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taking a girl home from school

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This girl I know told me that she got a tatoo on her ass when we were at school. I asked her if I could take her home tommorow and she could show me and she said yes. I was thinking this is the perfect time to make a move? Any tips of where I could go from when I see the tatoo???
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ya think?

This girl is going to show you her ass.

Touch it :p
 

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Originally posted by CableLight
This girl is going to show you her ass.

Touch it :p
lmao

if she just got it, ask if it still hurts. if she says yes, give it a little pat/smack. she'll give you that open mouthed I-can't-believe-you-did-that look

if she takes it laughing, GO IN FOR THE KILL.

but don't worry man, i think your in there already

also possibly a good way to go (if she's laughing) is give her bum a wee kiss where you smacked it.

man i'm so sexy :cool:
 

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Wait, isn't some of this considered assault? I think at least my first post was...Err, well, there are times for morals and ther are times for poon-tag. You decide :)
 

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lol

ask her if she has any on her boobies

she says no

PROVE IT!!!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I know, I know! Tell her you're planning on getting a tattoo on your dong and you want her to help point out a good placement for one...with her mouth.
 

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Originally posted by CableLight
I know, I know! Tell her you're planning on getting a tattoo on your dong and you want her to help point out a good placement for one...with her mouth.
lmao no wait

with her VAGINA!!!

ahahahaa :D
 

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Or! Tell her you have an idea for another tattoo for her to get. Then, when she asks what it is, tell her you can show her but in order to do so she needs to help you jizz all over her face. Get it?!? The jizz is her tattoo!

Tell her it's only temporary so she needs to have it redone every day! WHA HAHA!
 

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lmao ahahahahaaaaaaa

what can even be said after that
i bow to you sir

:D :D :D
 

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Originally posted by CableLight
Tell her it's only temporary so she needs to have it redone every day! WHA HAHA!
WHA HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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