"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This girl I know told me that she got a tatoo on her ass when we were at school. I asked her if I could take her home tommorow and she could show me and she said yes. I was thinking this is the perfect time to make a move? Any tips of where I could go from when I see the tatoo???
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Ya think?

This girl is going to show you her ass.

Touch it :p
 

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Originally posted by CableLight
This girl is going to show you her ass.

Touch it :p
lmao

if she just got it, ask if it still hurts. if she says yes, give it a little pat/smack. she'll give you that open mouthed I-can't-believe-you-did-that look

if she takes it laughing, GO IN FOR THE KILL.

but don't worry man, i think your in there already

also possibly a good way to go (if she's laughing) is give her bum a wee kiss where you smacked it.

man i'm so sexy :cool:
 

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Wait, isn't some of this considered assault? I think at least my first post was...Err, well, there are times for morals and ther are times for poon-tag. You decide :)
 

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lol

ask her if she has any on her boobies

she says no

PROVE IT!!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I know, I know! Tell her you're planning on getting a tattoo on your dong and you want her to help point out a good placement for one...with her mouth.
 

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Originally posted by CableLight
I know, I know! Tell her you're planning on getting a tattoo on your dong and you want her to help point out a good placement for one...with her mouth.
lmao no wait

with her VAGINA!!!

ahahahaa :D
 

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Or! Tell her you have an idea for another tattoo for her to get. Then, when she asks what it is, tell her you can show her but in order to do so she needs to help you jizz all over her face. Get it?!? The jizz is her tattoo!

Tell her it's only temporary so she needs to have it redone every day! WHA HAHA!
 

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lmao ahahahahaaaaaaa

what can even be said after that
i bow to you sir

:D :D :D
 

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Originally posted by CableLight
Tell her it's only temporary so she needs to have it redone every day! WHA HAHA!
WHA HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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