"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Take the One Account Pledge

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Someday soon the technology will be available that can analyze a member's posts and, by virtue of the particular adjectives they use and the frequency of word combinations, will determine which members have multiple accounts. Then, someone will post a list, grouping redundant names.

Knowing that you will eventually be exposed, are you willing to go on the record now and, on your honor, declare that you only have one Sosuave forum membership?

Should you lie and be exposed, your every previous post will be forever tarnished.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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bigneil said:
Someday soon the technology will be available that can analyze a member's posts and, by virtue of the particular adjectives they use and the frequency of word combinations, will determine which members have multiple accounts. Then, someone will post a list, grouping redundant names.

Knowing that you will eventually be exposed, are you willing to go on the record now and, on your honor, declare that you only have one Sosuave forum membership?

Should you lie and be exposed, your every previous post will be forever tarnished.
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It already exists... it's call Google. You just have to know how to properly use it.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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On my honor, I will never betray my badge , my integrity, my character or the public trust. I will always have the courage to hold myself and others accountable for our actions. I will always uphold the SoSuave Member Rules, my community, and the SoSuave Moderator Police. I will never be a lame troll and open more than one SoSuave account, so help me God and Beer.
 
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