"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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NINJA PIMP

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So I bought this t-shirt online, wore it out the other night and had *****es crawling over me like ants at a picnic.

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=318

Its funny cuz the response is always the same...they roll their eyes like" oh please" but then cant seem to leave me alone. Of course it helps to be handsome like me, otherwise the shirt is just comedy ;)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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These are effective :)

so long as every other guy around u isnt doing it...
 

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TShirt Hell is amazing. I'm planning on getting the "Your Mom: Rated E for Everyone" shirt.
 

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Or, "Swallow or It's going in your eye"
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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what does it say? the link isn't working for me. I saw the other one. I think shirts like those are funny, but only if they work with your style. It seems only the preppy kids wear em. My look is more...um, I don't wanna say gangsta because I don't pretend to be a gangsta, hip hopish there we go.
 
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