"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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So I bought this t-shirt online, wore it out the other night and had *****es crawling over me like ants at a picnic.

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=318

Its funny cuz the response is always the same...they roll their eyes like" oh please" but then cant seem to leave me alone. Of course it helps to be handsome like me, otherwise the shirt is just comedy ;)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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These are effective :)

so long as every other guy around u isnt doing it...
 
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TShirt Hell is amazing. I'm planning on getting the "Your Mom: Rated E for Everyone" shirt.
 
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Or, "Swallow or It's going in your eye"
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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what does it say? the link isn't working for me. I saw the other one. I think shirts like those are funny, but only if they work with your style. It seems only the preppy kids wear em. My look is more...um, I don't wanna say gangsta because I don't pretend to be a gangsta, hip hopish there we go.
 
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