"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So I bought this t-shirt online, wore it out the other night and had *****es crawling over me like ants at a picnic.

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=318

Its funny cuz the response is always the same...they roll their eyes like" oh please" but then cant seem to leave me alone. Of course it helps to be handsome like me, otherwise the shirt is just comedy ;)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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These are effective :)

so long as every other guy around u isnt doing it...
 
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TShirt Hell is amazing. I'm planning on getting the "Your Mom: Rated E for Everyone" shirt.
 
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Or, "Swallow or It's going in your eye"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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what does it say? the link isn't working for me. I saw the other one. I think shirts like those are funny, but only if they work with your style. It seems only the preppy kids wear em. My look is more...um, I don't wanna say gangsta because I don't pretend to be a gangsta, hip hopish there we go.
 
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