PeasantPlayer
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See looks don't matter
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
T.I. (Rapper) Wife says she is in love with Mayweather
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
TheMonkeyKing
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Wouldn't take this trash celebrity nonsense too seriously. They are the nouveau riche. They were nobodies. Now they're nobodies who have money and sold out to media exposure.
That white guy in the video is fckn annoying me with his wiggering. This is nothing to do with dating. Everything to do with trashy bullsh!t celebrity lifestyle, if you can call it that.
That white guy in the video is fckn annoying me with his wiggering. This is nothing to do with dating. Everything to do with trashy bullsh!t celebrity lifestyle, if you can call it that.
Mike32ct
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He must have learned c&f.
Or it's the shoulder roll.
All kidding aside, he pegs the LMS meter.
Or it's the shoulder roll.
All kidding aside, he pegs the LMS meter.
Scars
Master Don Juan
I couldn't stomach to watch the entire video.. but did I hear this **** correctly? T.I. tried to fight Mayweather at a Good Burger or some ****? LMAO. Are you ****ing serious?! That's the video I want to see.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
SmooveMooves
Master Don Juan
I usually hate the term as I know some white guys who honestly grew up in the area and as a result behave more -- urban. But the guy in this video is cringy and obviously trying to hard. Disingenuous.
TheMonkeyKing
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I grew up around black culture, but my family are middle class, suburban white folk. So I behave accordingly. The (genuinely) black guy in the video seems quite embarrassed by this behaviour; I'd say almost p!ssed off at the mimicry. Like a charicature.
Agreed. Why all the fuss over a mutt like that.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Obviously if he was trying to get with the finest babe he wouldn't have chose her. She helped him out early in his career and stuck by him through a lot of stuff, then after 8 or whatever kids you know you will be bonded.I never understood what T.I. seen in that thing. Tiny has GOT to be the ugliest woman ever
PeasantPlayer
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You know TI probably slept with 100s of groupies
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.