Synonyms for masturbation

[flyinshark]

I remember reading the "masturbation thread" some time ago and being really amused by the funny expressions some people came up with to designate masturbating. Here are some i extracted from that thread:

'peelin' the banana'
rub the standing soldier
"choak charlie 'till he throws up"
"choked the chicken"
the 'special touch'
'buffing the pylon'
"playing tug of war with Cyclops"
"Sent the rocket to Mars" (for ejaculation)

Feel free to add to the list...

 

[Unregistered]

waxing the carrot
spanking the monkey
performing autoerotic aerobics
rapid one armed horizontal pullups
wanking the beef
whacking off
beating the meat
shaking hands with the Man
stroking the T-Bone

 

[quest]

having a flog.

close the thread

 

[flyinshark]

I know masturbation has been discussed a lot, but this isn't about it per say. It's just about synonyms...as simple as that!

I find it fun reading what people come up with, and i am probably not the only one. It adds a bit of humor to this place, so i'd like this thread to stay alive.

 

[Levex]

Milking the lizard.

 

[cinephile]

Firing the flesh muskette.

 

[DogFashionDisco]

Oiling the motor
Jacking off
Playing mind games with Mr. Johnson
Energizing the battery
Shooting the catapult (ejaculation)
Wiring the bomb
Lighting the candle
Fencing the musketeer
Drilling for oil
Gaggin' the clam
Visiting niagra falls
Uncloggin' the drain
Workin' out the Y
Brushin' your afro
Hitchhikin' south

 

[jlr12584]

tenderizing the meat :woo:

 

[Centaurion]

walking the dog

 

[Bling]

Knuckle shuffle

 

[LowPlainsDrifter]

"Close the thread?" Hmmm... haven't heard that one.

How about this one for tech geeks:

"Palm Piloting"

 

[h2o]

this may take the fun out of it, but...check this out, it's the

The Random Masturbation Synonym Generator:

http://www.worldwidewank.com/generator.html

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: ...some people just have way too much free time

here's a really long list too: http://www.worldwidewank.com/funniest.html

(although i think i too am one with way too much free time for searching google and finding this wonderful synonym generator )

btw, my favorite is "Molesting my pogo stick" :woo:

 

[flyinshark]

Originally posted by h2o
this may take the fun out of it, but...check this out, it's the

The Random Masturbation Synonym Generator:

http://www.worldwidewank.com/generator.html

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: ...some people just have way too much free time

here's a really long list too: http://www.worldwidewank.com/funniest.html

(although i think i too am one with way too much free time for searching google and finding this wonderful synonym generator )

btw, my favorite is "Molesting my pogo stick" :woo:

from the random generator:
Cuddlin' the purple helmet
Polishing your twinkie
Slap-Boxing the burrito
Rubbing the skin bus
preparing your shlong

Bwahahahaha:crackup:

Ok, sorry.
I guess this takes out some of the answers some people might have come up with. I hope this thread doesn't die because of those links, but then again dumb threads usually dont have a very long life span.