ShortyBrown
Master Don Juan
Yeah it's alright for you you weren't getting hands up your shirt!
It is a nice joint though.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Sydney, Sydney, Sydney!
- Thread starter TTAG
- Start date
It is a nice joint though."Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
TTAG
Don Juan
sweet!
Sounds all good with me. So whats that? 5 of us coming? sounds good.
I just got one exam to go. But yeah im still on.
and I think Shorty might have a crush on someone. What do ya reckon wolfie? they make a good couple dont they?
hehe...just kidding guys and girl.
Sounds all good with me. So whats that? 5 of us coming? sounds good.
I just got one exam to go. But yeah im still on.
and I think Shorty might have a crush on someone. What do ya reckon wolfie? they make a good couple dont they?
hehe...just kidding guys and girl.
TTAG
Don Juan
Re: Re: sweet!
you are a DJ! the ultimate playa, very smooth and modest. why do you still come here?
im sure you could have any girl you chose. including shorty, but i know the love between you two is brotherly-sisterly love. or is it?
ahbahahahaha....Originally posted by DonJohn83
OH WHO WHO WHO?!?!
TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME!!!
you are a DJ! the ultimate playa, very smooth and modest. why do you still come here?
im sure you could have any girl you chose. including shorty, but i know the love between you two is brotherly-sisterly love. or is it?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
[sarcasm] Goodluck getting into cave. [/sarcasm]
CAVE
PROS
+ Wolfie might get us free tickets (tightarse)
+ Let me get back to you with more pro's
CONS
- An absolute B1TCH to get in
- We'd have to break up into small groups (1-2) and enter at different times, perhaps even partner off with chicks we dont know if they agree (could be a good DJing tactic too).
- Club is over rated, pretty mediocre
- SHYT crowd (full of try hards). Be prepared for a fight if u mack the wrong chick.
Anyway lets not scrap that option just yet.
NV (i've never been - just going off what mates tell me)
PROS
+ Younger crowd apparently
+ Easier girls apparently
+ Possibly free entry (tightarse)
CONS
- Requires travelling from our original meeting point
LUNA
PROS
+ Good crowd (similar to maroubra seals)
+ HOT CHICKS GUARANTEED
+ In daring harbour, therefor no travelling
+ Grand re-opening night on 29th, should go off
+ I've got one free VIP entry pass - no waiting in queue (wolfie can have it if he wants, tightarse)
(what can i say, im biased - GO LUNA!!)
CONS
- We MAY have to breakup into small groups to gain entry
Well there are 3 options already. Any more ideas?
It is.
Awwwww group hug, group hug.
GOD DAMN i got an exam in a few hours so i'll see you guys L8A!!!!
P.S. TTAG, hows the master plan coming along brutha?
CAVE
PROS
+ Wolfie might get us free tickets (tightarse
)+ Let me get back to you with more pro's
CONS
- An absolute B1TCH to get in
- We'd have to break up into small groups (1-2) and enter at different times, perhaps even partner off with chicks we dont know if they agree (could be a good DJing tactic too).
- Club is over rated, pretty mediocre
- SHYT crowd (full of try hards). Be prepared for a fight if u mack the wrong chick.
Anyway lets not scrap that option just yet.
NV (i've never been - just going off what mates tell me)
PROS
+ Younger crowd apparently
+ Easier girls apparently
+ Possibly free entry (tightarse
)CONS
- Requires travelling from our original meeting point
LUNA
PROS
+ Good crowd (similar to maroubra seals)
+ HOT CHICKS GUARANTEED
+ In daring harbour, therefor no travelling
+ Grand re-opening night on 29th, should go off
+ I've got one free VIP entry pass - no waiting in queue (wolfie can have it if he wants, tightarse
)(what can i say, im biased - GO LUNA!!)
CONS
- We MAY have to breakup into small groups to gain entry
Well there are 3 options already. Any more ideas?
It is.
Awwwww group hug, group hug.
GOD DAMN i got an exam in a few hours so i'll see you guys L8A!!!!
P.S. TTAG, hows the master plan coming along brutha?
I've only been to NV once, it's OK, smallish club with 1 dance floor and a couple of lounges. Dunno about the crowd there, I went on a specially booked out night where the only crowd were thais. Luna sounds good espec if it's grand opening. So.. what will I have to do to get that free pass Donny?
espec if it's grand opening. So.. what will I have to do to get that free pass Donny? “The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
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TTAG
Don Juan
uh oh
hey boys and girl,
some abrupt news for you. i most likely cant make it this Sat 29/11.
Something has come up and I cant/dont want to back out.
I might bump into you in the later part of the night. Not sure yet.
have a great one without me, and cant wait to read the FR.
hey boys and girl,
some abrupt news for you. i most likely cant make it this Sat 29/11.
Something has come up and I cant/dont want to back out.
I might bump into you in the later part of the night. Not sure yet.
have a great one without me, and cant wait to read the FR.
R
Rose Knight
Guest
Hey guys,
My friend and I who both live in Sydney are interested in coming out this Saturday. Who do I need to contact? Is the meeting point still Home bar? What time?
cheers
RK
My friend and I who both live in Sydney are interested in coming out this Saturday. Who do I need to contact? Is the meeting point still Home bar? What time?
cheers
RK
ShortyBrown
Master Don Juan
I see you've all been using this thread constructively whilst I was away
Rose Knight-just rock up at Home Bar at Half eight
John-You are so up yourself.
You know I love ya like an eight year old loves recess.
Rose Knight-just rock up at Home Bar at Half eight
John-You are so up yourself.
You know I love ya like an eight year old loves recess.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Hey sis, where u been?Originally posted by ShortyBrown
I see you've all been using this thread constructively whilst I was away
Rose Knight-just rock up at Home Bar at Half eight
You know the feeling back in school when the teacher would leave the classroom unattended, and we'd all fart around, get upto shyt, and turn the classroom into a mess with no time to clean it up, then she'd inevitably walk back in???
Well yeah thats how it feels now.
Ahhhhh ****y+Funny... where would i be without it? (Not being called stuck up for starters
John-You are so up yourself.
You know I love ya like an eight year old loves recess.
)By the way, i dunno what kinda sick twisted school you went to, but where im from, the eight yearolds never had wierd sexual feelings towards recess. So back da fukk up sista! Sorry... C+F again...
Just slap me when that happens...
Have you picked out which waterproof outfit ur gonna wear??
ShortyBrown
Master Don Juan
White and wet always works well honey. See you in the drink.
Ok, im not sure whats happening this weekend, my car's got to go in 4 some servicing some time soon and if they take it over the weekend then i might have to make other plans of getting up there.
Firstly where is LUNA, what's it near, what street etc.. ? Is it a pub or club ?
Secondly, if i arrive later than expected i may have to give one of you a call to see where u guys are at. Who's volunteering ?
Firstly where is LUNA, what's it near, what street etc.. ? Is it a pub or club ?
Secondly, if i arrive later than expected i may have to give one of you a call to see where u guys are at. Who's volunteering ?
LUNA is in Darling Harbour.
You know that massive walkbridge that goes over the top from one side of the harbour to the other?
Well on one side of it, theres Pontoon and stuff (the side closest to george st), and on the OTHER side of the bridge, is right next to luna (starcity casino etc.) Get me?
So no matter where you park or get dropped off at the harbour, its only a short walk (no more than 5mins).
Its called the 'Docks Hotel'. Its a club with a mixture of R&B and Dance, huge bar inside, decent dance floor, and an outside balcony kinda area with chairs and tables, perfect for chillin.
I'll PM you my number incase you're late or whatever.
DJ83
You know that massive walkbridge that goes over the top from one side of the harbour to the other?
Well on one side of it, theres Pontoon and stuff (the side closest to george st), and on the OTHER side of the bridge, is right next to luna (starcity casino etc.) Get me?
So no matter where you park or get dropped off at the harbour, its only a short walk (no more than 5mins).
Its called the 'Docks Hotel'. Its a club with a mixture of R&B and Dance, huge bar inside, decent dance floor, and an outside balcony kinda area with chairs and tables, perfect for chillin.
I'll PM you my number incase you're late or whatever.
DJ83
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.